Happy Holidays
Happy Holidays
Merry x-mas every one and a happy near years.
Hopefully every one gets what they wanted for xmas and be safe every one.
from your friend with the tight pants from Los Angeles...
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Merry christmas everyone!!
A man drives to a petrol station and has his tank filled up. The attendant spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver,
"Why have you got two penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The attendant thinks about this for a bit then says,
"You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a great idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same petrol station. The attendant sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a wicked time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
"Why have you got two penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The attendant thinks about this for a bit then says,
"You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a great idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same petrol station. The attendant sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a wicked time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
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