FD = funds depleter

 

my fd is reliable.......

hahahahahaha!

or my fd is so unreliable, when I back fire between shifts I think I blew my motor.

 

My FD is sooooo unreliable.......

1) I change the good hinges more often than my oil

2)I bought a "roll-back" as a second car

3)My bank made me an honarary board member

4)I did a school book report on the owners manual

 

Ok its not a joke but it was pretty funny when my friend looked at my car after a four month repair saga and inspired by Forest Gump he stood in front of my FD arms at his hipps and yelled " Run Mazda Run " To bad the car doesnt speak english .

 

my fd is so unreliable when i heard 4.10 final drive I thought my shop was talking about the average drive time in seconds..... =]

ok so it wasnt that funny....

 

My joke:
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this is acually Snook but I think I like my new name also!

 

... that blown weekly takes on a whole new meaning

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by martini
[B]my fd is so unreliable, I've spent thousands of dollars on parts...and it's still stock.

This one is the best !

 

My FD is so unreliable that half the time I am late for work..half reliable and half unreliable ...so I bought another one which is also unreliable half the time ...so do 2 halves make a whole time reliable ..NOT ..now I´ve got two 1/2 the time reliable FDs on my hand ..I am still late to work half the time ?!?!

 

my fd is so unreliable Im going to get canned for spending all my time on the forums researching my boost problems

 

2 wrongs don't equal a right.....or in your case 2fds don't equal a honda.....well something along those lines

 

ANOTHER SIMPLE ONE

FD = FREAKING DEAD

 

FD = For Dykes

 

here is a good one..
this isn't a forum for infromation it's a center for abused rotary's

 

my fd is so unreliable that i rent 6 apartments around town so i can limp into a parkinglot w/o having to go too far.....

 

FD stands for "Future Debt."

 

My FD is so unreliable I can't decide which is more worthwhile to spend money on my car or my wife.

 

My FD is not unreliable, I have AARotary's credit card access numbers.

 

My FD is so unreliable that my warranty company asked if they could start using direct deposit.

 

My FD is so unreliable my insurance company called and said if I wanted to have my car stolen...they knew somebody.

 

love this one

 

My FD is so unreliable, that I HAD to get a honduh as an extra car

 

my fd is soo unreliable:

that my mechanic packs a lunch for me and drives me to school in his car.

that i conveniently get fuel cut at red lights and stop signs.

my spare tire is bald.

theres more miles from pushing it than driving it...

lol, actually, besides the a/c and the clutch, shes been nice to me. 2 things the 91 Chrysler Le Baron didnt have.....

 

i wish i had a fd

 

This is probably the BEST thread I've ever seen!