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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 02:26 PM
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FD = Funds Dumpster
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 02:44 PM
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my fd is so unreliable that my shop is suing me for full custody.
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 03:44 PM
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My FD was so unreliable that I used to call the towing company BEFORE leaving the house, just so they could track me by Lo-Jac in the event they were needed...
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 03:47 PM
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If I had an FD, it would be so unreliable I'd weld the hood OPEN.

ha ha ha nobody is going to think thats funny...
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 03:54 PM
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Originally posted by man_of_steel
my FD is so unreliable, all of my posts start out, "As soon as it gets out of the shop..."

Ahahah that's great.
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 04:46 PM
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my fd is so unreliable that my shop is suing me for full custody.

That is some good stuff man
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 04:48 PM
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3rd Gen is short for 3rd engine
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 04:50 PM
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My FD is so unreliable, the turbos were repcaed with 2 mice in a wheel. Beat that!
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 05:04 PM
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My fd is so unreliable I have started a new rx2 project,
so I won't have to deal with turbos and emissions.

http://www.racerx7.net/rx2
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 05:20 PM
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My Fd is SO unreliable, that I have my bedroom setup in the parts department at the Mazdadealer
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 05:28 PM
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My FD is so damn unreliable that i had to take it to the shop 3 times for repairs then, boom rebuild!! This car has been a nightmare and the the whole year it sat in my carport. I said, man/ when i get it back, i'm gonna do this and that to it. When i got it out, i said damn, i ain't gonna race it no more. But i will (LOL).
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 05:30 PM
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A picture is worth a 1000 words...
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 06:40 PM
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LOL, that's what my car looks like right now. With dangling suspension and all...
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 06:42 PM
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GotBoostd7, that's some clean paint, is it still original? or repainted?
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 06:48 PM
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As a kid I love Rice crispies! Now I am to old to enjoy them, however I still get my fix! HOW? Just turn up the boost to 16 and SNAP...CRACKLE.... AND ....POP! REBUILD!
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 07:45 PM
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GotBoostd7, that's some clean paint, is it still original? or repainted?
Yeah, that picture is kinda deceptive. The bumper has been repainted once, but not the whole car. My paint sucks ***. Bunch of little touch up marks the dealer did...and they did a SHITTY job. But hey...I got my priorities straight. GO before SHOW...
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 08:11 PM
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FD's are so unreliable, I have to save up for a beater before I buy one.
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Old Feb 27, 2002 | 11:56 PM
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"FD's are so unreliable, I have to save up for a beater before I buy one."

ahhahahah hahaha..lol...oops why did that joke hurt?

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Old Feb 28, 2002 | 12:36 AM
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My FD's so unreliable that my spare tire is a razor scooter.

My FD's so unreliable that I've installed a tow hitch... in the front.

My FD's so unreliable that birds avoid shitting on my car out of pitty.
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Old Feb 28, 2002 | 12:45 AM
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Buahahaha. Keep these coming guys.
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Old Feb 28, 2002 | 12:59 AM
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my FD is so unreliable, I'm actually happy when it ONLY comsumes a quart of coolant over the course of a week.

My FD is so unreliable, the tow truck driver recognizes my voice when I call, and calls me by my first name.
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Old Feb 28, 2002 | 01:00 AM
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U ppl hurt my feelings
now Im not gonna get a FD IM gonna get a box with four wheels
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Old Feb 28, 2002 | 02:00 AM
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This will be me when I get one
"Yes!! Just brought my FD but too bad it's in the shop
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Old Feb 28, 2002 | 08:10 AM
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actually i posted a joke, but wanted ot say my FD has never broken down on me in a year an a half. Has been the most reliable car I have owned. well not the turbo system, but at least thoise fixes rarely cost much money and keep me busy
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Old Feb 28, 2002 | 08:23 AM
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Owning a 3rd gen is like having a high maintenance girlfriend. You’ll take a lot of her sh*t, but you’ll get the ride of your life.
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