Post your FD unreliability jokes here!
02-27-02, 03:44 PM
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Super Snuggles
My FD was so unreliable that I used to call the towing company BEFORE leaving the house, just so they could track me by Lo-Jac in the event they were needed... 
That is some good stuff man 
02-27-02, 05:20 PM
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It's never fast enough...
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My Fd is SO unreliable, that I have my bedroom setup in the parts department at the Mazdadealer 
02-27-02, 05:28 PM
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My FD is so damn unreliable that i had to take it to the shop 3 times for repairs then, boom rebuild!! This car has been a nightmare and the the whole year it sat in my carport. I said, man/ when i get it back, i'm gonna do this and that to it. When i got it out, i said damn, i ain't gonna race it no more. But i will (LOL).
02-27-02, 06:48 PM
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Seven Spears of Shizugata
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As a kid I love Rice crispies! Now I am to old to enjoy them, however I still get my fix! HOW? Just turn up the boost to 16 and SNAP...CRACKLE.... AND ....POP! REBUILD!
02-27-02, 07:45 PM
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dear baby jesus...
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Originally posted by legendr35
GotBoostd7, that's some clean paint, is it still original? or repainted?
GotBoostd7, that's some clean paint, is it still original? or repainted?
02-28-02, 12:36 AM
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There and back again
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My FD's so unreliable that my spare tire is a razor scooter.
My FD's so unreliable that I've installed a tow hitch... in the front.
My FD's so unreliable that birds avoid shitting on my car out of pitty.
My FD's so unreliable that I've installed a tow hitch... in the front.
My FD's so unreliable that birds avoid shitting on my car out of pitty.
02-28-02, 12:59 AM
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my FD is so unreliable, I'm actually happy when it ONLY comsumes a quart of coolant over the course of a week.
My FD is so unreliable, the tow truck driver recognizes my voice when I call, and calls me by my first name.
My FD is so unreliable, the tow truck driver recognizes my voice when I call, and calls me by my first name.
02-28-02, 08:10 AM
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actually i posted a joke, but wanted ot say my FD has never broken down on me in a year an a half. Has been the most reliable car I have owned. well not the turbo system, but at least thoise fixes rarely cost much money and keep me busy