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Old 02-28-02, 10:37 PM
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....its been sitting so long that it still has the original fuel in tank, pads on brakes and the same NEW CAR SMELL when i bought it.
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... my fd now costs more than my house.
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The only difference between my car and a hooker is my car cost more after it blows.
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...when i tried printing a picture of it my printer died.
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you definetly get good bang for your buck!!
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back to the hooker...which can blow faster?
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Old 02-28-02, 10:42 PM
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...that i went from a student mastercard to platinum.
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Old 02-28-02, 10:43 PM
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...the feds will find jimmy hoffa before anyone finds out whats wrong with my car.
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Old 02-28-02, 10:44 PM
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hey suprfast...you just using this thread to up yer post count?!?!?! *****!
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well depending on turbo size, the hooker will usually blow faster than stock twins.
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...i leave the keys in the ignition and the doors unlocked at all times. my window has a sticker that reads, "protected by rotory motor"
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objects in mirror are more reliable
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ha!!!! actually that is exactly what im doing. i was aiming for 100. i want to see what was after rotorite. i remember the exhaust leak and insane burnout days too well.
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I sent my mechanics kids through college....all six of them
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...my insurance company told me to fraud it.
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I have a bumper sticker that says: wwwd? What would wankel do?
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I'm the only guy that can blow his wankel without having ribs removed.
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seeing an RX7 for the first time=memorable
driving one for the first time=estatic
owning an rx7=PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love that one..
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Old 03-01-02, 07:27 AM
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i know the original poster said not to take it seriously.. but there is NO WAY i am buyin an FD now!
Old 03-01-02, 08:36 AM
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for me this one applied to an old 2nd gen i had, but could apply to a 3rd gen. (i had bad oil cooler lines)

when i pull into a gas station, i ask them to fill it up with oil, and then i tell them, hey while you're at it, can you check my gas?
Old 03-01-02, 09:34 AM
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my FD is so unreliable that bright and early every monday morning the parts store calls ME to see what I need.
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my fd is so unreliable, i have a friend load it up on a flatbed and i follow him down the street just to see what it looks like in motion!!!
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...that I know everyone at the Mazda Parts counter by name they've set me up with a personal invoice account.
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My FD is so unreliable that when I want to take it for a spin, I have to call a couple friends up to come push me around the parking lot while I make VRRRM VRRRM noises behind the wheel...
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My FD is so unreliable that I've decided to shove a V8 into it and hope it works .....


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