....its been sitting so long that it still has the original fuel in tank, pads on brakes and the same NEW CAR SMELL when i bought it.
kris

 

... my fd now costs more than my house.
kris

 

The only difference between my car and a hooker is my car cost more after it blows.

 

...when i tried printing a picture of it my printer died.
kris

 

you definetly get good bang for your buck!!

 

back to the hooker...which can blow faster?
kris

 

...that i went from a student mastercard to platinum.
kris

 

...the feds will find jimmy hoffa before anyone finds out whats wrong with my car.
kris

 

hey suprfast...you just using this thread to up yer post count?!?!?! *****!

 

well depending on turbo size, the hooker will usually blow faster than stock twins.

 

...i leave the keys in the ignition and the doors unlocked at all times. my window has a sticker that reads, "protected by rotory motor"
kris

 

objects in mirror are more reliable

 

ha!!!! actually that is exactly what im doing. i was aiming for 100. i want to see what was after rotorite. i remember the exhaust leak and insane burnout days too well.
kris

 

I sent my mechanics kids through college....all six of them

 

...my insurance company told me to fraud it.
kris

 

I have a bumper sticker that says: wwwd? What would wankel do?

 

I'm the only guy that can blow his wankel without having ribs removed.

 

seeing an RX7 for the first time=memorable
driving one for the first time=estatic
owning an rx7=PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love that one..
kris

 

i know the original poster said not to take it seriously.. but there is NO WAY i am buyin an FD now!

 

for me this one applied to an old 2nd gen i had, but could apply to a 3rd gen. (i had bad oil cooler lines)

when i pull into a gas station, i ask them to fill it up with oil, and then i tell them, hey while you're at it, can you check my gas?

 

my FD is so unreliable that bright and early every monday morning the parts store calls ME to see what I need.

 

my fd is so unreliable, i have a friend load it up on a flatbed and i follow him down the street just to see what it looks like in motion!!!

 

...that I know everyone at the Mazda Parts counter by name they've set me up with a personal invoice account.

 

My FD is so unreliable that when I want to take it for a spin, I have to call a couple friends up to come push me around the parking lot while I make VRRRM VRRRM noises behind the wheel...

 

My FD is so unreliable that I've decided to shove a V8 into it and hope it works .....