Ok..Bird Poop Question!..(ya,seriously!)
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Ok..Bird Poop Question!..(ya,seriously!)
It's an Funny as hell situation,but I gotta ask it,so bare with me.
Lately we have had Birds landing on the Mirrors of the car while it is parked in the Driveway and Poopin' down the side of the door!gets in the moulding area,as is quite nasty..lol!
Besides moving the freakin car or using a cover,is there any real suggestions as to deter the birds from landing on the mirror?
I am not sure of the Species( I notice it when I get up,in the morning).
In this Case, FC could stand for :"friggin crow"?
anyhow,..ya..bird turd problem..
Lately we have had Birds landing on the Mirrors of the car while it is parked in the Driveway and Poopin' down the side of the door!gets in the moulding area,as is quite nasty..lol!
Besides moving the freakin car or using a cover,is there any real suggestions as to deter the birds from landing on the mirror?
I am not sure of the Species( I notice it when I get up,in the morning).
In this Case, FC could stand for :"friggin crow"?
anyhow,..ya..bird turd problem..
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From: Smiths Falls.(near Ottawa!.Mapquest IT!)
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..That would match the Leopard upholstery..hmm..could do that..Thanks Jack!
Socks on the Mirrors would mean that I am having sex in the car wouldn't it??...and Do Not Disturb??
Only thing is I am Single...uh oh..that don't look good!..sounds like felony..lol!
Socks on the Mirrors would mean that I am having sex in the car wouldn't it??...and Do Not Disturb??
Only thing is I am Single...uh oh..that don't look good!..sounds like felony..lol!
Last edited by misterstyx69; Jun 9, 2013 at 12:59 PM.
Air rifle is not good, you're gonna shoot the car and you have to pick up the dead birds. Open a bag of uncooked rice and toss it all around the cars. It will temporarily increase the bird traffic, but it will go away once their stomachs rupture...and better yet, they won't be near you when they do....
I understand that birds are particularly averse to Argyle, if you have any you can spare, use 'em.
Yes Jeff, I consider my work here as a defender of Truth, Justice and The American Way to be done.
Not only has mister been spared the humiliation and inevitable disappointment of the rice trick but I've done my small bit to even out the Chinese/American trade deficit.
All in a day's work.
Yes Jeff, I consider my work here as a defender of Truth, Justice and The American Way to be done.
Not only has mister been spared the humiliation and inevitable disappointment of the rice trick but I've done my small bit to even out the Chinese/American trade deficit.
All in a day's work.
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I hope there are no PETA people here,but The internet gives you a lot of wild info!
I heard of Bread soaked in Drain-O ...Supposed BOOOM in mid air.
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also just found this:
Here's a trick I learned a long time ago, but have never had the time to try. Take an Alka-seltzer tablet, break it up into small pieces and wrap fresh bread around it. ( if the birds are really small this probably won't work) The birds will eat the bread and the Alka-seltzer will start foaming up. As birds cannot belch, this pressure has to go somewhere. If the bird eats enough bread, this pressure will cause the stomach to explode, killing the bird. If it doesn't die, it is at the very least unpleasant. Let me know if this works if you try it.
I heard of Bread soaked in Drain-O ...Supposed BOOOM in mid air.
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also just found this:
Here's a trick I learned a long time ago, but have never had the time to try. Take an Alka-seltzer tablet, break it up into small pieces and wrap fresh bread around it. ( if the birds are really small this probably won't work) The birds will eat the bread and the Alka-seltzer will start foaming up. As birds cannot belch, this pressure has to go somewhere. If the bird eats enough bread, this pressure will cause the stomach to explode, killing the bird. If it doesn't die, it is at the very least unpleasant. Let me know if this works if you try it.
Will an air rifle work? Of course. Will it hit the car? Nope... provided (1) you're at a good angle, (2) the rifle is sighted well, and (3) you can shoot better than a girl.
Personally, I'd use a .22 in lieu of a pellet gun, but the rounds are getting scarce these days
Personally, I'd use a .22 in lieu of a pellet gun, but the rounds are getting scarce these days
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Here's a trick I learned a long time ago, but have never had the time to try. Take an Alka-seltzer tablet, break it up into small pieces and wrap fresh bread around it. ( if the birds are really small this probably won't work) The birds will eat the bread and the Alka-seltzer will start foaming up. As birds cannot belch, this pressure has to go somewhere. If the bird eats enough bread, this pressure will cause the stomach to explode, killing the bird. If it doesn't die, it is at the very least unpleasant. Let me know if this works if you try it.
Why dont you just run down to west marine an pick up a Bird-B-Gone Bird Spider. It should deter the birds, all it is a small sandbag and a bunch of long wires that spin to hit birds. People use them all the time on boats and they work pretty well.
Here
Here
On a side note, I can personally attest that you can nickel at 50yds with one of these:
Crosman Vantage .177
Crosman Vantage .177