I rolled my Vert out into the driveway the other day, in an effort to let the sun soften my new hood so it installed easier. Days earlier, my neighbor next door had dug up his holding tanks and installed a mound septic system. As I was sitting inside on the computer, I looked out the window and all I saw was dust. I thought I was in a tornado for about 5 seconds, until I heard Bill (the neighbor)'s tractor. Apparently Bill and his son were dragging some sort of leveler behind the tractor so they could put grass seed down on their new septic mound. This was taking place about 50 feet away from my topless convertible just chillin in my driveway. I ran outside as fast as I could and pushed the car into my garage. The neighbors never stopped or apologized to me. This is what they did to my car:

 

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Pretty nice of them, huh?

 

wow... nice neighbors. maybe you should have them over for a cookout

 

Looks like fun. You should tell them to wash it.

 

is the back of that hood supposed to look like that?

 

I would kill them for putting those holes in your hood, and deforming the back of it.... bastards!

 

maybe Bill was trying to bury the hood?

 

You should drive figure eights on there new septic mound .

 

do the old ding dong ditch burning bag of **** thing.lol

 

Shoot him.

 

So tell me... Why were you sitting on your computer?

 

Why do we all sit at the computer?

****. Why you gotta give the guy the third degree?

Sarcasm aside, you should have a cookout. Put something stomach cramp, nuclear-fire-**** inducing in his food. When he gets up to blow his ******* out, tell him your toilet doesn't work and watch him run frantically to his house holding his pooper.

Payback enough.

He cost you a days worth atleast of cleaning and detailing. Cost him a day on the *******.

 

ive had that happen a few times where someone at my house will decide to bust out some yard work, leaf blower, riding mower etc.. and kick up some dirt/rocks against my car.. =( Im kinda really dont care to paint my car while im at this house lol

 

When I first moved into my house they jackhammed my neighbors driveway up by accident, and blanketed my car in concrete dust....sucked.

 

No, man. The hood is just laying on the car not bolted in at all in these pics. I was constantly taking it off to work in the engine bay. It does slightly bow up in the back with a slim vent all along the cowl. The edges will still mount flush with the fenders once installed though. I probably scared you guys into thinking I like that fucked up JDM-drifto look where the hood is jacked up near the hinges

Believe me, it wasn't my first choice of hood. I need a reverse vented hood for my new engine setup though, and this was the most functionaly designed hood I could find within my current budget. If I had been willing to shop in japan and spend 1200-1600 dollars, I would've pursued other options. I opted for the $200 route for now. . . This is what I'm cooling:

 

um yeah you guys really need to invest in some car covers lol

 

+1

 

^agreed. Be sure to capture the sprint of desperation on video

 

that doesnt really help his situation.. its just one of those momments that you are caught off guard, like washing your car and having it rain the next day lol

 

So tell me why bill is stupid when he was doing something on his own property and you left your car outside?lol

 

I've had that happen to me so many times. I've just stopped washing my car until I really needed it to be clean.

 

Well, if our roles were reversed I would have stopped for 30 seconds to knock on his door and say, "You may want to put the car in the garage or put the top up since we're going to be kicking up dust out here for a while...." Common courtesy isn't a two way street I guess

 

in my experiences anyone with the name bill is usually an idiot

 

uhh bill gates,bill clinton(lol come on he waaaaaaas president),bill cosby,bill murray,the list goes on and on..

 

I would actually combine both of these ideas and spike the hamburger meat with my fresh ****.

I would poop a little bit on to a plate and mix it with the hamburger meat, using heavy spices to mask my awful feces scent.

Then would gladly provide ketchup and buns, taking comfort in the fact that Bill is eating my excrement.

John ny