'corn passed.

BbuuUUrrPP ! ( MilkDud chunk refluxes momentarily )

Damn ! Intermission.

Hurry up, fat ass!
I know. -It's gonna take you 4ever to get home in that slow-ass car of yours!

:rlaugh:

Yeah, going 120 down the highway, I'd like to see you do that in your dragster wannabe car of yours!

Well, there's fast...

-And then there's stupid.

Besides, what the hell good is being able to go 120 down the highway if it takes you the whole damn highway to get going that fast?! :rolleyes:

Not really. Stats on 85 GSL:

Transmission: Manual
0-60: 9.9
1/4 Mile: 17.4


Whoops, just realized it is a ported motor. Ok then, bad news =\

would those stats on the 85 GSL be a stock one? Cdrad's is modded up and Street ported and stuff, BTW 0-60 with a passenger would be slower so G-Tech IS a more accurate way.

Hey that's not fair he edited while I was typing...I now have over 100 posts, does that mean I get a custom avatar?

0-60 is horrible (stock 205's). I bet 60-100 is faster.

I know, but you don't need to tell us about your driving habits Dennis :rlaugh:

Ok so I'm home now. Be back in a few mins with the bleed numbers.

Hope it's not too late for you Dennis. Hopefully you don't go to bed like the chickens, at sunset.

Mine is stockport 12A w/ my modded carby, but my naughty lil' secret is the aluminum flywheel. ;)

Gueezus! It's about time.
I go to bed when they get up, big girl.

Now waddaya got?

Man yer as slow-assed as yer car!

Ok 31s and 47's. What is your divine advice, oh Supreme Deity of the Carburetors?

Somebody forgot to take his pill :o:

Man relax, you're not in DoO, breathe in, breathe out...

Uh Gueeze, I got nuthin', man. :(

OK, I'm just fuckin with ya.

List all the jets you have.
Then I have to convert them to standard so I know WTF I'm seeing!
Then I'll PM you with my suggestion.


Heh-heh. Suckers. It's like watching Kill Bill Vol. One, or The Matrix Part II.
Just leaves ya hangin there!
(Unless fat-ass is gonna go for a drive tonight.)

No, too wet tonight for a drive. So here's the numbers: fuel jets: 59s for primaries, 70s for secs, air bleeds: 31s for primaries, 47s for secs. There you go crybaby, converted to standard so your dumb gringo brain doesn't have to work too much! :D

Wow! long, funny thread. Ive been gone fr awhile:( I always enjoy watching you and dennis argue:D

Anyway, the G-tech always tells you your car is slow. It might be right but.... I dont know. I have one and the best 0-60 i could get was 8.8 secs or so. But if i were to take a stopwatch and have a friend time my 0-60, it would be alot quicker. Its weird. I think the gtech is cool and all, but it makes you feel bad.lol

You guys prolly know my modifications (see sig). all of its still the same except that my car is not a daily driver anymore:(

BTW, why do you have "stealth mode" on or whatever? I cant tell if your on:D

Oh, you stole a calcuator from work?

Loser.

I wanted a list of the others that you have, too.

I do have the invisibility shield. :D

No you antediluvian fuck, I use Google. Type for example "1.50 mm to inches" and watch the magic :cool:

Man, I put the air horn back on already. Can't you work with just those?

google is teh best for conversions! Like a long time ago, when i still had my OMP and i wanted to test it. The haynes tells you the measurments in cc's. I converted it to like 1/4 teaspoons or something.......BAH!

"no you of the period before the biblical flood fuck,..."
WTF?

It's wet out so you rolled up some cheeba and got out a fresh bag of Cheetos, eh?
Fat bastard.


No, you lazy insolent fuck.

Go measure, ya silly biatch!