is a nikki carb anygood??
Thus spake Acuspeed....
The Word comes from the Mountain...
We have only 4 days to really abuse our sigs....
The Word comes from the Mountain...
We have only 4 days to really abuse our sigs....
Nikki-Modder Rex-Rodder
Joined: Feb 2001
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From: Trying to convince some clown not to put a Holley 600 on his 12a.
And just so you'all know, Ken PMed me about my sig, said it was humurous and that he agreed with the point I was trying to make, but asked me to cut it down a bit.
I asked for the few extra days. (- so's everyone could see it and I could make as many people feel like schmucks as possible.)
Ya know when yer at a bar and you hook up with friends of friends, and ya think it's all gonna be real cool cause you immediately find out that they're an enthusiast of the automobile? - And then the game of pool you're playing with him having beer suddenly goes dim and quite in the conversation department because he just told you how much "money he's got into..." his project car, and gives a rundown of every single bolt-on-anchor wieght shiney POS part he's ever slapped on it- not so much rehearsed as much as obviously repeatedly told to people, as the guy's left NO detail out? Followed- quickly of course, by the old, "I remember one time me and some friends were partying and we hit the flats on route 82- you know the ones. Well anyway, with two other people in the car, I had her pegged, man like halfway down the straight by Millers barn- You know the place. I mean I dunno how fast we were goin', but it had to be like 160, ya know?"
Well- That's about how I feel after reading peoples genital-measuring signatures.
Christ- tell me a story about how you smashed your index finger and the nail fell off after it got infected when that diffy plopped out and fell right on it. Now that's good car conversation! - Or how a backfire through the carb burnt off your eyelashes!
I donwanna hear about all the money you threw at your car!
Frankly, some of the **** I read in peoples signatures makes me either not want to ask their advice, or not believe it!
I asked for the few extra days. (- so's everyone could see it and I could make as many people feel like schmucks as possible.)
Ya know when yer at a bar and you hook up with friends of friends, and ya think it's all gonna be real cool cause you immediately find out that they're an enthusiast of the automobile? - And then the game of pool you're playing with him having beer suddenly goes dim and quite in the conversation department because he just told you how much "money he's got into..." his project car, and gives a rundown of every single bolt-on-anchor wieght shiney POS part he's ever slapped on it- not so much rehearsed as much as obviously repeatedly told to people, as the guy's left NO detail out? Followed- quickly of course, by the old, "I remember one time me and some friends were partying and we hit the flats on route 82- you know the ones. Well anyway, with two other people in the car, I had her pegged, man like halfway down the straight by Millers barn- You know the place. I mean I dunno how fast we were goin', but it had to be like 160, ya know?"
Well- That's about how I feel after reading peoples genital-measuring signatures.
Christ- tell me a story about how you smashed your index finger and the nail fell off after it got infected when that diffy plopped out and fell right on it. Now that's good car conversation! - Or how a backfire through the carb burnt off your eyelashes!
I donwanna hear about all the money you threw at your car!
Frankly, some of the **** I read in peoples signatures makes me either not want to ask their advice, or not believe it!
