Well last night I was talking to my sister and her boyfriend and I was telling him about a car that my sisters friend owns (Honda Civic) and how he riced it out and my sisters boyfriend said "I wouldn't be talking, I mean you do own a RX-7 and that is RICE!". I was like WTF are you talking about? First off all, my car is stock, except for the CD player that I put in it. I then had to explain some stuff to him. So yea, just because I drive a stock RX-7. I'm now a ricer..LOL.

 

Tell him to race, then see who's rice. lol jk

 

LOL, that would be an easy race, since he doesn't have a car.

 

Don't you guys know that anything "Japanese", is feed by rice. And anything that eat's rice is a lean mean streamlined racing machine..

 

So considering he doesn't have a car I'm assuming he doesn't understand what classifies a car as rice or not. Either that or he is a hardcore American car fan. I've been called a ricer just because I drive an import, and then in the same breath have the same guy say "A BMW isn't an import because a white person made it," because we were talking about cars I was looking at buying.

 

Well probably both. He probably doesn't understand what rice is and from what I hear, he is into jeeps and trucks and **** like that.

 

I was making fun of ricers one day, and a kid told me I was a hypocrite because I had a rice burner.

Rice Burner and Ricer are two different things, and I explained to him. Plus mine's a german engine.

 

Technically piston engines and diesel engines are German as well, as it was a German who originally developed them.

 

Actually Francois Isaac de Rivaz of Switzerland invented an internal combustion engine that used a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen for fuel. Of course it wasnt a very efficent design, it passed for a patent.

-1807-

-nick-

 

Sorry for the misinformation, in that case.

 

my definition of rice is a person with a slow car thats puts on a loud muffler, some racing stickers, tinted windows rims and tires and thinks he has the fastest car in the world, rx7 is far from rice, im just really anti-rice!

 

www.anti-rice.com

Number of Neons, Accords, Civics and Sunfires pictured = thousands
Number of RX-7s pictured = one, that I've found, and yes it was riced bad!

 

Found on page #9 of Galleries.

 

That's not rice, it's refried beans.

 

I would roll that car everyday if the owner were to paint the blue a red instead.

 

poor thing! som1 needs to save it and rape the owner with a brick!

 

Just tell him that unless he feels like putting $20 on a race between the Rx and his foot-mobile he should shut his face.

 

lol, i'll raise my blunt to that!

 

Guess I've been a ricer for 20 years then......and I always thought it related to dumb add ons that weigh the car down for the sake of blingage.

My race cars are ricers under this theory.....hmmm, dumbarse alert....

 

I call the civics and all the other cars, neons, etc. that have just mufflers on and some rims fartcanons. Exspecially the hondas, they're so loud.

 

tell them rice stands for Rotary Internal Combustion Engine... RICE, then it is no longer an insult... it is powered by rice

 

Theres a little japanese kid inside the engine spinning the shaft. thats not rice????

 

there was more than one




isaac

 

eldest bros car? ^^^

 

Yeah, he is back here tonight and I'll ask him later what his defenition of rice is. It will probably be something dumb.