A store that sells nothing but 1st generation Rx-7's has just opened where a person may go to choose an Rx-7 from among many... all perfectly restored inside and out. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the level of modifications increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. Rx-7 club members get a 15% discount to boot !


There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose an Rx-7 from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a first gen enthusiast / card-carrying Rx-7 club member goes to the shopping center to find a new beast ( but this time with all the custom mod work already done ).

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These cars are perfect stock restorations. $4500 each. The guy reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my last salvage special, but I wonder what's further up?" So he heads on up.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These cars are perfect stock restorations, but have street ported engines with modified Nikki's and RB exhaust system. $6000 each. The guy reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's getting better, but I wonder what's further up?" So up he goes.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These cars are perfect stock restorations, have street ported engines with Weber sidedraft carb, RB exhaust system, new performance bushings, shocks, struts, and springs. $7000 each. The guy reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's getting better and better, and the price is just barely going up, but I wonder what's further up?" So up he goes again.

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These cars are perfect stock restorations, with all the mods of the previous floor, but we have added award winning audio system, Recaro seats, strut and rear bracing, rack and pinion upgrade, and Enkei 16" wheels. $9500 each. The guy reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's amazing, and the price rocks ! But I gotta know what's further up !" And again he heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These cars are perfect stock restorations, with all the mods of the previous floor, but we have added your choice of Mariah body panels, a Camden supercharger through Holley carb, superlight flywheel, t2 tranny, new radiator and efan, and new 8.8" rearend with big slotted disk brakes all around. $10,000 each. The guy reads the sign and says, "What ! Just $500 more for all that ? But I gotta know what's at the top !" So up to the sixth floor he goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,012 to this floor. There are no cars on this floor. Thisfloor exists solely as proof that Rx-7 club members and first gen enthusuasts in particular are never satisfied and ******* impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The 1st Generation Rx-7 Store and have a nice day.