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Old Jan 13, 2005 | 08:36 AM
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Smile Good One... I think.

Some or most of you may be familiar with the little chrome fish badges some religious people put on the back of their cars ? And I know everybody has seen the little boy pissing decals where he pisses on Ford or whatever ?

Well, on a recent visit to my brother's house ( he's WAY into piston engine racing ) I saw that he had some little chrome fish badges about the same size as the religious ones. BUT, these look like a pissed off pirhana (sp) with teeth and ****.

So I ASSUME that these are to put on your car to either be the opposite of the other religious fishes OR to put one of these behind a religious fish to make it look like he's lunch. So I laughed and asked him where the hell he got those and he said they were "nitrofish" and were from Nitro Fish racing

http://www.nitrofish.com/cgi-bin/miv...egory_Code=800

and had nothing to do with what I thought was going on. We rolled.
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Old Jan 13, 2005 | 08:51 AM
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That's pretty funny. What you were thinking of was this:

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Old Jan 13, 2005 | 09:52 AM
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Yes that is a good find. Thank you for sharing this information about the drag racing team logo. However, the piraña can be applied to any generation of RX-7, or for that matter to any car. Posting this information in the first generation RX-7 section of the forum is depriving other owners the benefit of your experience. How about sharing your find in a more appropriate section of the forum next time? Thank you.
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Old Jan 13, 2005 | 10:02 AM
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Oooo In The Face!!!!!^^^
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Old Jan 13, 2005 | 10:05 AM
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Wow, what a polite way to "slap" someone.. ROFL
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Old Jan 13, 2005 | 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by kleinke
Yes that is a good find. Thank you for sharing this information about the drag racing team logo. However, the piraña can be applied to any generation of RX-7, or for that matter to any car. Posting this information in the first generation RX-7 section of the forum is depriving other owners the benefit of your experience. How about sharing your find in a more appropriate section of the forum next time? Thank you.
How about you stuff it?

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The 'not so polite' way of slapping someone in the face.
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Old Jan 16, 2005 | 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by kleinke
Yes that is a good find. Thank you for sharing this information about the drag racing team logo. However, the piraña can be applied to any generation of RX-7, or for that matter to any car. Posting this information in the first generation RX-7 section of the forum is depriving other owners the benefit of your experience. How about sharing your find in a more appropriate section of the forum next time? Thank you.
So how 'bout if I just put one on my 1st gen and post a picture just for you so it will APPLY SPECIFICALLY to this forum ? I can tell that you insist that all the square pegs go in all the square holes and all the round ones go in the round holes I bet ? Iron and hang your undershorts, too I bet. Missionary position only ?! Lighten up.
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 09:19 AM
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The Power Of Imagination

In a Chicago mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient
acting as if he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?"

Charlie replied, "Can't talk right now....I'm driving to California! I'm going to Sevenstock and it will take all day and all night to get there"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary first generation Rx-7 and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?" Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into town and I need some rest" as he stands and stretches from the long "trip".

"That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip in that old car." The
nurse leaves Charlie's room, and goes across the hall into Fred's room. She finds Fred sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. With surprise she asks, "Fred what are you doing!?"

To which Fred replies, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife. He's gone to Sevenstock!"
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 09:48 AM
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I bet he starches his jockeys too.
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 02:29 PM
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Man oh man

People are getting way too uptight around here...

DAVID that little story is pritty funny

What kleinke dose not get is that the Firts Gen forum pritty much runs on its own.

We (for the most part) don't go into other sections and they don't come in here.

Therefor the mods let us away with a bit more of the funny stuff that is normaly religated to the Lounge in other sections.

But kleinke if you want a thread sent to the lounge grow a set of stones and ask the mods to send it there don't be such a Condescending *** about it...
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 05:22 PM
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But kleinke if you want a thread sent to the lounge grow a set of stones and ask the mods to send it there don't be such a Condescending *** about it...

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Old Jan 23, 2005 | 12:07 PM
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I was simply to make a reminder about the rules, not intending insult. If all topics were intended to go in the same section, there would be only one section. The administrator of the forum has divided it into separate sections for separate topics. In some cases the topics overlap and more than one section could be appropriate. There is no reason to put posts in the inappropriate sections. When there is clearly no relevance, it is only chaotic.

Why would you put such topics in the inappropriate area regardless if they pertain to a 1978-85 RX-7, or fish ornaments, volkswagens, guns, tivos, or items for sale, as recent examples have been? This makes no sense.
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Old Jan 23, 2005 | 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by kleinke
Why would you put such topics in the inappropriate area regardless if they pertain to a 1978-85 RX-7, or fish ornaments, volkswagens, guns, tivos, or items for sale, as recent examples have been? This makes no sense.
Are you kin to Lily Tomlin perchance ? "My mommy says you can't stick the table with peanut butter, but you can !" No, that's not it...

or maybe Roger Waters ( Pink Floyd ) ? "You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat. How could you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat ?"

Yeah, that's closer.

Anyway, no offense taken and I'm truly sorry that the "chaos" and making "no sense" appears to be torquing you to the snapping point. Way before I get like that, I go wax my 1981 FB widebody or something along those lines so I don't **** my pants around other people. ( so to speak )
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Old Jan 23, 2005 | 06:24 PM
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Wow, kinda harsh for someone who politely asked that you post in the correct forums... ah well.
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Old Jan 23, 2005 | 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by kleinke
I was simply to make a reminder about the rules, not intending insult. If all topics were intended to go in the same section, there would be only one section. The administrator of the forum has divided it into separate sections for separate topics. In some cases the topics overlap and more than one section could be appropriate. There is no reason to put posts in the inappropriate sections. When there is clearly no relevance, it is only chaotic.

Why would you put such topics in the inappropriate area regardless if they pertain to a 1978-85 RX-7, or fish ornaments, volkswagens, guns, tivos, or items for sale, as recent examples have been? This makes no sense.

He's right, cut him some slack. True that we do allow more OT material here cause most of the people here in this section dont wander off to the evil lounge. However, at OUR (the mods) discretion, we will occasionally move a thread here and there. If we do move it, deal with it. And if anyone wants to request that we move a thread feel free to PM us. The comment about growing stones was totally uncalled for. You people are better than this, I know you are. Dont make us have to make an example out of anyone to keep the peace around here please.
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Old Jan 23, 2005 | 06:46 PM
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No problem here. Shaking a bush, Boss.
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Old Jan 23, 2005 | 08:42 PM
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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold 'a genie' appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find a perfectly preserved first generation RX-7... specifically an SA with really low miles in perfect condition. You know, one that has perfect original paint and no dents or dings and passes California emissions and runs like the day it was new . That's what I wish for... a perfect Mazda SA RX-7."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that map again..."
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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 12:17 AM
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rofl now thats a funny joke...
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 11:11 PM
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A young sportscar enthusiast pulls into a used car dealership that has a vast parking lot of used cars. A salesman approaches and asks if he can help him with a car today. The young man tells him that he would really like to buy an SA Rx-7. The salesman tells him that there are no Rx-7's.

The young man continues by saying that well, an FB Rx-7 would be really swell, too. The salesman tells him there are no Rx-7's.

Undiscouraged, the young man plows ahead by saying that if he could get a GSL-SE that he would really be happy.

The salesman asks him if he knows how to spell Van, like in vanilla ? "Sure. V A N," the young man says. The salesman asks him if he knows how to spell Straw, like in strawberry ? "Of course, S T R A W", the young man replies. The salesman then asks him if he knows how to spell ****, like in Rx-7 ? "There IS no **** in RX-7", insists the young man. To which the salesman replies, "That's what I've been trying to tell you, there ain't no ****** Rx-7".
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 11:23 PM
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hahah good one Mr. Grimes.
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Old Jan 26, 2005 | 12:55 PM
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A Woman Parked Her First Generation Rx-7 And Went Into Her Local Autozone To Pick Up A Few Needed Items For Her Little Beast. She Selected A Gallon Of Antifreeze, A Bottle Of Marvel Mystery Oil, A Box Of 4 Ngk Spark Plugs, An Oil Filter, And Six Quarts Of Castrol Syntech.

A Drunk Standing Behind Her Watched As She Placed The Items In Front Of The Cashier. While The Cashier Was Ringing Up Her Purchases The Drunk Calmly Stated, "you Must Be Single?'

The Woman Was A Bit Startled By The Proclamation, But She Was Intrigued By The Derelict's Intuition, Since She Was Indeed Single.

She Looked At Her Thirteen Items On The Desk And Saw Nothing Particularly
Unusual About Her Selections That Could Have Tipped Off The Drunk To Her Marital Status.

Curiosity Getting The Better Of Her, She Said ' Well, You Know What,
You're Absolutely Correct. But How On Earth Did You Know That?

The Drunk Replied :



"cause You're Ugly"
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Old Jan 26, 2005 | 01:01 PM
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LMAO!!!

Nice waste of bandwidth indeed!

That is a good one.
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Old Jan 30, 2005 | 10:13 PM
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A blonde decides to test drive the neat little first generation RX-7 she's been eyeing for years, even though she has never driven a sports car of any kind. She climbs in and it starts right up... immediately springing into motion... pinning her to the seatback. It revs like nothing she's ever experienced. She feels the lateral g's as a turn is upon her, but the blonde ( unsure of the traction and handling of a strange car in her inexperienced hands ) fears for her life... thinking that surely she will spin out of control and meet her maker for certain. She begins to scream uncontrollably as she clenches the wheel with white knuckles and closes her eyes for the worst. Then... nothing. Not a sound or movement at all. "Oh my God, is this what death is like ?", she whispers, still with eyes closed in fear. Just as she opens her eyes for a peek, she sees Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, dropping the cord from where he had unplugged the racecar.
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Old Jan 30, 2005 | 10:40 PM
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Old Jan 30, 2005 | 10:43 PM
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