funny prank?
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funny prank?
Alright well this all takes place on saturday night May 17 about 11:30 PM. The school dance had just ended and so i took a friend home (I'm only allowed to drive the 7 on weekends while we're in school). Soon after that on my way out of the subdivision a red car drives by. You probably all know that the 7 is sort of low so it seems as though everyone has their brights on. Well when the car was almost right next to me i saw some green thing come out of the driver's side back window. My first thought was OH NO A 7UP CAN/SPRITE BOTTLE. 
I didn't have anytime to react and it hit my windshield. I immeadiatly turned around and tried to tail gate the car, but I lost them. Then I returned to the "scene of the crime" and saw something on the road that looked like a bottle cap, so i parked and got out and picked it up and it was a broken water baloon. Anyways, I live in a small town and some of my friends knew the car. It was one of the many stoners that goes to our school. He probably doesn't know who he hit or that he even hit a 7. What should I to do "repay him"??
I didn't have anytime to react and it hit my windshield. I immeadiatly turned around and tried to tail gate the car, but I lost them. Then I returned to the "scene of the crime" and saw something on the road that looked like a bottle cap, so i parked and got out and picked it up and it was a broken water baloon. Anyways, I live in a small town and some of my friends knew the car. It was one of the many stoners that goes to our school. He probably doesn't know who he hit or that he even hit a 7. What should I to do "repay him"??
Last edited by quantum18; May 19, 2003 at 10:02 PM.
Im not one to really try to damage ones property.. I wouldve rather beat the guy up but now Im much more mellow and leave it be.
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lol, break fluid! that's perfect, it does "wonders" on paint.
Since we're talkin' about it, I'd like to share one that happened to me.
I'm driving home one night and figure I need to stop at the store. So I cut through the residential area on this road that curves all snakey-like.. Coming around a corner I see a red civic swirving back and forth at about 80kph on a straight stretch and almost go off the road taking the next corner. So I drive along, around the corner and come up behind them at a stop sign. They don't move.. I wait.. they don't move... So I pass them and turn left anyway, and continue down towards the store. I stop at the corner store. As I'm getting out, the buggers pull in beside me, taking up two handicapped spots... Their civic had completely red tinted windows, a huge pimpin' spoiler and some guys who were obviously drunk. With one of me and three of them, I didn't want trouble, so I just went in to the store to get my crap.
When I came back out, I found a beer bottle had been broken on my driver's side door. Luckily it was my shadow and not my 7... They were across the parking lot laughing and revving their engine.
Y'know, maybe it was 'cause they were drunk, but they decided to chase after me... I've never been that scared in my life, they hit the bumper, and I basically had to lose them by doing ultra-high speeds through residential neighborhoods that I knew very well... In the end I lost 'em, but man, if I ever see that car again, it will be worse off for it.
My friend G8s suggested that I just grab the spoiler and jump on it, break it off, and use it to smash the red-tinted windows.... sounds good to me
Jon
Since we're talkin' about it, I'd like to share one that happened to me.
I'm driving home one night and figure I need to stop at the store. So I cut through the residential area on this road that curves all snakey-like.. Coming around a corner I see a red civic swirving back and forth at about 80kph on a straight stretch and almost go off the road taking the next corner. So I drive along, around the corner and come up behind them at a stop sign. They don't move.. I wait.. they don't move... So I pass them and turn left anyway, and continue down towards the store. I stop at the corner store. As I'm getting out, the buggers pull in beside me, taking up two handicapped spots... Their civic had completely red tinted windows, a huge pimpin' spoiler and some guys who were obviously drunk. With one of me and three of them, I didn't want trouble, so I just went in to the store to get my crap.
When I came back out, I found a beer bottle had been broken on my driver's side door. Luckily it was my shadow and not my 7... They were across the parking lot laughing and revving their engine.
Y'know, maybe it was 'cause they were drunk, but they decided to chase after me... I've never been that scared in my life, they hit the bumper, and I basically had to lose them by doing ultra-high speeds through residential neighborhoods that I knew very well... In the end I lost 'em, but man, if I ever see that car again, it will be worse off for it.
My friend G8s suggested that I just grab the spoiler and jump on it, break it off, and use it to smash the red-tinted windows.... sounds good to me
Jon
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Man I went to highschool with guys like them, do your self a favor, just let it roll off. Your 7 is ok and you are ok its just water. Its not worth the fall out from retaliation. (More Zen approch)
But the **** thing is pritty funny. Try and use cat **** or somthing that relly stinks bad :p. (Less Zen approch)
But the **** thing is pritty funny. Try and use cat **** or somthing that relly stinks bad :p. (Less Zen approch)
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From: exit 8 in Manchester, NH
the easiest thing is just pour a lil coke on, in the car, or in the tank, use sugar if you feel real mean, but I don't suggest that. Heck a lil water in the fuel tank will stop him and won't hurt the car, they will just need dry gas, but it's great to see them stuck on the side of the road.
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no no no.....don't use human ****.....
Go to you a local sporting goods store, and go to their hunting section, and pick up a nice bottle of deer ****.....it's bad enough to make a lot of people throw up, and the smell is very hard to get rid of.
Go to you a local sporting goods store, and go to their hunting section, and pick up a nice bottle of deer ****.....it's bad enough to make a lot of people throw up, and the smell is very hard to get rid of.
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Mmmmm... Deer ****
Or just slash 3 of his tires through the side wall (Unreparable). He'll have to get his *** towed to the tire shop. They are probably used tires any way so you know he is only out like $60 and you feel vindicated. This is the an ultrinate less Zen approch
Or just slash 3 of his tires through the side wall (Unreparable). He'll have to get his *** towed to the tire shop. They are probably used tires any way so you know he is only out like $60 and you feel vindicated. This is the an ultrinate less Zen approch
Last edited by anthrax; May 20, 2003 at 08:56 AM.
thats a tough call, people did **** like that to me in high school, pick my car up and roll it arcross the parking lot, stuff like that. Its easier to just forget about it. Once they realized I didn't care they gave up
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Good advice, Sean.
When I was in high school in the early '70s I had a feud going with this creep that lasted two years. The guy was bigger than me (who wasn't?) but it ended when I finally turned around and punched him right in the face. He had an open face motorcycle helmet on with one of those flat shields and because it was real cold out, the shield shattered and pieces of it went right into his face. Most satisfying to see him bleeding with a look of shock and pain on his face. But if I had it to do over again, I might just let it go, even though he started the whole thing by sticking a screwdriver through one of the tires on my '51 Ford PU.
I saw the guy a few years ago, and nowadays he's a fat, pathetic, middle-aged loser.
When I was in high school in the early '70s I had a feud going with this creep that lasted two years. The guy was bigger than me (who wasn't?) but it ended when I finally turned around and punched him right in the face. He had an open face motorcycle helmet on with one of those flat shields and because it was real cold out, the shield shattered and pieces of it went right into his face. Most satisfying to see him bleeding with a look of shock and pain on his face. But if I had it to do over again, I might just let it go, even though he started the whole thing by sticking a screwdriver through one of the tires on my '51 Ford PU.
I saw the guy a few years ago, and nowadays he's a fat, pathetic, middle-aged loser.
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From: Chatham, Ontario, Canada
See that is what hapens to thoes guys. Like 82transam and Wankelguy said just walk away from it. Life if full of people like that, and it allways come back to get them. its Karma. I ran into a guy that trated me like garbage in High school a few weeks ago and his life is sory and pathetic. As tough as it is some times to suck it up it can be for the best.
Becieds your car is ok and you are ok so let it roll on down the high way befor it escellates and the low life SOB does some real damage to your FB... And then you will have rip his arm off and beat him to death with the WET end (lol)
the world is full of **** heads dont become one by lowering your selfe to their level
Becieds your car is ok and you are ok so let it roll on down the high way befor it escellates and the low life SOB does some real damage to your FB... And then you will have rip his arm off and beat him to death with the WET end (lol)
the world is full of **** heads dont become one by lowering your selfe to their level
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Originally posted by vipernicus42
lol, break fluid! that's perfect, it does "wonders" on paint.
Since we're talkin' about it, I'd like to share one that happened to me.
I'm driving home one night and figure I need to stop at the store. So I cut through the residential area on this road that curves all snakey-like.. Coming around a corner I see a red civic swirving back and forth at about 80kph on a straight stretch and almost go off the road taking the next corner. So I drive along, around the corner and come up behind them at a stop sign. They don't move.. I wait.. they don't move... So I pass them and turn left anyway, and continue down towards the store. I stop at the corner store. As I'm getting out, the buggers pull in beside me, taking up two handicapped spots... Their civic had completely red tinted windows, a huge pimpin' spoiler and some guys who were obviously drunk. With one of me and three of them, I didn't want trouble, so I just went in to the store to get my crap.
When I came back out, I found a beer bottle had been broken on my driver's side door. Luckily it was my shadow and not my 7... They were across the parking lot laughing and revving their engine.
Y'know, maybe it was 'cause they were drunk, but they decided to chase after me... I've never been that scared in my life, they hit the bumper, and I basically had to lose them by doing ultra-high speeds through residential neighborhoods that I knew very well... In the end I lost 'em, but man, if I ever see that car again, it will be worse off for it.
My friend G8s suggested that I just grab the spoiler and jump on it, break it off, and use it to smash the red-tinted windows.... sounds good to me
Jon
lol, break fluid! that's perfect, it does "wonders" on paint.
Since we're talkin' about it, I'd like to share one that happened to me.
I'm driving home one night and figure I need to stop at the store. So I cut through the residential area on this road that curves all snakey-like.. Coming around a corner I see a red civic swirving back and forth at about 80kph on a straight stretch and almost go off the road taking the next corner. So I drive along, around the corner and come up behind them at a stop sign. They don't move.. I wait.. they don't move... So I pass them and turn left anyway, and continue down towards the store. I stop at the corner store. As I'm getting out, the buggers pull in beside me, taking up two handicapped spots... Their civic had completely red tinted windows, a huge pimpin' spoiler and some guys who were obviously drunk. With one of me and three of them, I didn't want trouble, so I just went in to the store to get my crap.
When I came back out, I found a beer bottle had been broken on my driver's side door. Luckily it was my shadow and not my 7... They were across the parking lot laughing and revving their engine.
Y'know, maybe it was 'cause they were drunk, but they decided to chase after me... I've never been that scared in my life, they hit the bumper, and I basically had to lose them by doing ultra-high speeds through residential neighborhoods that I knew very well... In the end I lost 'em, but man, if I ever see that car again, it will be worse off for it.
My friend G8s suggested that I just grab the spoiler and jump on it, break it off, and use it to smash the red-tinted windows.... sounds good to me
Jon
I don't have a gun but I got other things in my car that can cause more pain than a bullet. Stuff like 6D cell Maglite,fat end of a pool stick,tire iron, my fist, my size 12's, and I'd stick that broken bottle in all their faces and make them chew on the glass....
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Originally posted by Junia
I wish a ************ would try that **** with me!! I don't have a gun but I got other things in my car that can cause more pain than a bullet. Stuff like 6D cell Maglite,fat end of a pool stick,tire iron, my fist, my size 12's, and I'd stick that broken bottle in all their faces and make them chew on the glass....
I wish a ************ would try that **** with me!!
I don't have a gun but I got other things in my car that can cause more pain than a bullet. Stuff like 6D cell Maglite,fat end of a pool stick,tire iron, my fist, my size 12's, and I'd stick that broken bottle in all their faces and make them chew on the glass....
You had better hope THEY don't have a gun, chief.
"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight" is more than just a cliche'.
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Originally posted by Junia
I wish a ************ would try that **** with me!! I don't have a gun but I got other things in my car that can cause more pain than a bullet. Stuff like 6D cell Maglite,fat end of a pool stick,tire iron, my fist, my size 12's, and I'd stick that broken bottle in all their faces and make them chew on the glass....
I wish a ************ would try that **** with me!!
I don't have a gun but I got other things in my car that can cause more pain than a bullet. Stuff like 6D cell Maglite,fat end of a pool stick,tire iron, my fist, my size 12's, and I'd stick that broken bottle in all their faces and make them chew on the glass....
Ask someone who's been shot sometime, whether they'd rather be shot again, or be hit with a maglite, or kicked with a shoe. I bet they take your maglite and shoe, over the pain of being shot.
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I got a story to tell too.
I was driving back from the races last Saterday night and something hit the top of my car and it sounded like a rock. I turned around and saw two kids running. Let me tell everyone that I had spend 4-5 hours waxing my car earlier in the day. Well I tried to chase them down, but they ran into a Church backyard and I lost them. There is no dammage that I can see, but none the less, it was rediculous.
I was driving back from the races last Saterday night and something hit the top of my car and it sounded like a rock. I turned around and saw two kids running. Let me tell everyone that I had spend 4-5 hours waxing my car earlier in the day. Well I tried to chase them down, but they ran into a Church backyard and I lost them. There is no dammage that I can see, but none the less, it was rediculous.
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Yall think that's bad?
We were out racing one time in the boonies, and some hicks in a extended cab dodge turbo diesel came out (drunk off their asses) and started **** with us cause they said we were on their property.
well, one guy in a Dakota R/T flips the diesel off, and the chase is on. We met up in a gas station parking lot back in town. About five minutes after getting out of our cars, the Dakota pulls into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. Turns out the diesel was chasing them, and they couldnt shake it. (R/T dakota vs Diesel????) Well, needless to say, the two hicks and their redneck girlfriend get out of the truck and start a fight with the guy who flipped them off... I got really mad when i saw one of them knock the guys hat off and grab his hair... WELL, I had seen a little too much, so i walked over, grabbed the guys hand and told him "YOU DON'T GO AROUND PULLING ON PEOPLE'S ******* HAIR!"....
Ten minutes later, after lots of arguing, I walked away without getting my *** kicked, and it was all good. The next night, someone told me the older guy had a knife in his hand behind his back....
I am VERY lucky I wasn't cut up.
So... don't start ****!
We were out racing one time in the boonies, and some hicks in a extended cab dodge turbo diesel came out (drunk off their asses) and started **** with us cause they said we were on their property.
well, one guy in a Dakota R/T flips the diesel off, and the chase is on. We met up in a gas station parking lot back in town. About five minutes after getting out of our cars, the Dakota pulls into the parking lot and screeches to a stop. Turns out the diesel was chasing them, and they couldnt shake it. (R/T dakota vs Diesel????) Well, needless to say, the two hicks and their redneck girlfriend get out of the truck and start a fight with the guy who flipped them off... I got really mad when i saw one of them knock the guys hat off and grab his hair... WELL, I had seen a little too much, so i walked over, grabbed the guys hand and told him "YOU DON'T GO AROUND PULLING ON PEOPLE'S ******* HAIR!"....
Ten minutes later, after lots of arguing, I walked away without getting my *** kicked, and it was all good. The next night, someone told me the older guy had a knife in his hand behind his back....
I am VERY lucky I wasn't cut up.
So... don't start ****!