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Is it DRIVING my 12a turbo or SEX????

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Old 09-01-04, 09:24 PM
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Arrow Is it DRIVING my 12a turbo or SEX????

I got bored, and wrote this poem. Its really about driving my rx-7, for all you perverts out there!

Her curves so exhilarating, cut, and smooth,
Her white skin so charming;
I want to hop inside, and when I do,
It makes me ooze.

I am so passionate about her,
But I must be gentle for a while;
And when I treat her right,
All she does is purr.

And purr she does, but I can not be soft for long
I want to feel what she’s got,
And when I do, she slams me back in my seat,
With the force of King Kong.

Oh what an thrill she is, to give her all ive got
Or does she drive me?
It’s hard to tell, with the muscle she has
Damn, it’s a good feeling, I really like it a lot.

But there is a time when you must slow down
For going that hard can be bad
And I ease of her and as she does me
But I don’t like it, all I can do is frown

“Owell,” I said, as we smoothly glide along
I slow down to a halt,
Turn her around, and that tempting feeling is back
“why not?” I asked, and I step the pace up with a ZONG!!!!

Then it must end, because we are both tired,
I certainly got my pleasure
She has performed well, and I have too;
And I could never stop loving her, not by any measure.
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You truly are a sik phuc :-P
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it aint half bad...it ain't half good either....................
Old 09-01-04, 09:42 PM
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it ****** sucks! its corny as hell and i wrote it for a girl. she wanted something about my car.
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by the way, my car is white
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i figured that
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Do the chicks like your poetry skizells?
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A cross between e e cummings and Dr. Suess.

Sorry but my former-Lit-major side is cringing
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i figured it would make her happy, cuz i wrote a poem and all, yet i had to write it about my true love
nah, i would consider this on par with beowulf or hamlet. Its truley a work of art! i got an A for Awesome in english.
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