I may just have to tow it to my mechanics...

 

Are you sure its oil, not just gas and a lot of carbon?

Sounds like you got multiple problems, tach bouncing worries me..

You could mildly ATF it, and when I mean mildly I mean maybe a Tablespoon at most. And see if that starts it...

Also get a towel and crank it over multiple times, with the plugs out. and blow the **** out of there,...Than try starting it

 

I tried cranking it with the plugs out, many times! it didnt work. This is getting me so frustrated, my triangles wont spin!!!!!!