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Things you learn as an RX7 owner! (repost from tech thread...whoops..)

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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 01:42 AM
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Things you learn as an RX7 owner! (repost from tech thread...whoops..)

1. you may find out the hard way that there are NO cup holders!
2. The rx7 has many things that are not it's friend, example: cops, ice, and deer
3. never stick your head under the hatch without holding it up or you may be knocked out and left *** end up in a parking lot.
4. when a cop pulls you over and asks what in the hell you think you were doing do not reply, "trying to break the sound barrier!"
5. when taking an All American "Ford" girl out on a first date, and she comments on your car don't ever say "It's not the size! it's how you use it!"
6. unless your on the drag track, burnouts should NOT be used in the daily warm up of your car. (though they are fun! )
7. keep in mind, the average semi-truck wheel is larger than your entire car
8. Hondas are like flies.....they buzz and are annoying but sometimes you just gotta ignore them
9. Green means GO, yellow means GO FASTER, and Red means REVVvvvV.
10. remember small birds may be sexually attracted to your car
11. No matter how tempting, NEVER try and do a loopty-loop in a round tunnel
12. when a car pulls up next to you and asks you what year your Porsche is, laugh, and leave em a mile behind
13. make sure you take the "speed racer theme song" out of your tape deck before allowing friends in the car.
14. when pulling hard power slides in a wet parking lot, make sure your passenger is not prone to motion sickness, before hand
15. people come over and ask you what is wrong with your car, you say "Nothin....just staring at the awesome Wankel in this thing"
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 01:48 AM
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16. It really does look like a Keg.
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 11:44 AM
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17.The wankle smell is the best smell
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 11:49 AM
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18. The RX-7 likes to follow Murphy's Law..if one thing fails, there will be two or three other things to fail immediately after you fix the first item LOL
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Old Nov 2, 2007 | 05:47 PM
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19. One indevidual part on the car is worth more than the whole.
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