A crescendo of vehicular passion
02-24-09, 05:01 PM
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A crescendo of vehicular passion
I stepped outside and smelled an air of excitement - my black RX7 was eagerly anticipating the calm caress of my hands upon it's steering wheel - I could sense it's urge for an aggressive foray into the twisty roads.
As I turned the key and brought the beast to life, I gingerly kissed the steering and whispered ever so delicately "calm down my baby, I shall unleash you soon". I heard a slight moan from the car as I pushed the gear selector into reverse, and backed that *** right out the driveway like a pro.
Ahem.....
The trees I passed turned into a blur of green and brown, somewhat resembling a hard night of binge drinking and Mexican food. Suddenly I sensed a great force upon my rear. I could feel the burning heat, smell the desire, and taste the urgency of.............speed!
I glanced in the mirror and met gazes with a man showing no fear, and oozing with a certain pride. He winked slyly and licked his lips as I wiped sweat from my tainted forehead. I focused on the road and viciously tore into 3rd gear. Black smoke resembling death poured out of the exhaust and the car rocketed forward. I giggled like a silly school girl as I left the fool in my dust, and continued my peaceful drive down the road.
But I would know peace for only moments - he was back - right on my rear like a fearless cowboy riding a stallion. No matter how I maneuvered nor how vicious my intensions, he held on like a brazen hero. I screamed in pain has he thrust forwards to taunt me.
I had no choice, I had to give in.
I let him pass and then gave a thumbs up. I think it was a ken bell mustang, not sure though.
Hope you enjoyed my street encounter.
As I turned the key and brought the beast to life, I gingerly kissed the steering and whispered ever so delicately "calm down my baby, I shall unleash you soon". I heard a slight moan from the car as I pushed the gear selector into reverse, and backed that *** right out the driveway like a pro.
Ahem.....
The trees I passed turned into a blur of green and brown, somewhat resembling a hard night of binge drinking and Mexican food. Suddenly I sensed a great force upon my rear. I could feel the burning heat, smell the desire, and taste the urgency of.............speed!
I glanced in the mirror and met gazes with a man showing no fear, and oozing with a certain pride. He winked slyly and licked his lips as I wiped sweat from my tainted forehead. I focused on the road and viciously tore into 3rd gear. Black smoke resembling death poured out of the exhaust and the car rocketed forward. I giggled like a silly school girl as I left the fool in my dust, and continued my peaceful drive down the road.
But I would know peace for only moments - he was back - right on my rear like a fearless cowboy riding a stallion. No matter how I maneuvered nor how vicious my intensions, he held on like a brazen hero. I screamed in pain has he thrust forwards to taunt me.
I had no choice, I had to give in.
I let him pass and then gave a thumbs up. I think it was a ken bell mustang, not sure though.
Hope you enjoyed my street encounter.
02-27-09, 03:00 PM
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- he was back - right on my rear like a fearless cowboy riding a stallion. No matter how I maneuvered nor how vicious my intensions, he held on like a brazen hero. I screamed in pain has he thrust forwards to taunt me.
I had no choice, I had to give in.
I had no choice, I had to give in.
Reminiscent of...
https://www.rx7club.com/showthread.php?t=788341
I REALLY hope this was typed up as a joke.
02-27-09, 04:31 PM
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Reminiscent of...
https://www.rx7club.com/racing-kills-lounge-10/fd-vs-porsche-twisties-788341/
I REALLY hope this was typed up as a joke.
he got *** raped!i did think that he wrote this to make fun of that post
maybe not?
02-27-09, 05:48 PM
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I stepped outside and smelled an air of excitement - my black RX7 was eagerly anticipating the calm caress of my hands upon it's steering wheel - I could sense it's urge for an aggressive foray into the twisty roads.
As I turned the key and brought the beast to life, I gingerly kissed the steering and whispered ever so delicately "calm down my baby, I shall unleash you soon". I heard a slight moan from the car as I pushed the gear selector into reverse, and backed that *** right out the driveway like a pro.
Ahem.....
The trees I passed turned into a blur of green and brown, somewhat resembling a hard night of binge drinking and Mexican food. Suddenly I sensed a great force upon my rear. I could feel the burning heat, smell the desire, and taste the urgency of.............speed!
I glanced in the mirror and met gazes with a man showing no fear, and oozing with a certain pride. He winked slyly and licked his lips as I wiped sweat from my tainted forehead. I focused on the road and viciously tore into 3rd gear. Black smoke resembling death poured out of the exhaust and the car rocketed forward. I giggled like a silly school girl as I left the fool in my dust, and continued my peaceful drive down the road.
But I would know peace for only moments - he was back - right on my rear like a fearless cowboy riding a stallion. No matter how I maneuvered nor how vicious my intensions, he held on like a brazen hero. I screamed in pain has he thrust forwards to taunt me.
I had no choice, I had to give in.
I let him pass and then gave a thumbs up. I think it was a ken bell mustang, not sure though.
Hope you enjoyed my street encounter.
As I turned the key and brought the beast to life, I gingerly kissed the steering and whispered ever so delicately "calm down my baby, I shall unleash you soon". I heard a slight moan from the car as I pushed the gear selector into reverse, and backed that *** right out the driveway like a pro.
Ahem.....
The trees I passed turned into a blur of green and brown, somewhat resembling a hard night of binge drinking and Mexican food. Suddenly I sensed a great force upon my rear. I could feel the burning heat, smell the desire, and taste the urgency of.............speed!
I glanced in the mirror and met gazes with a man showing no fear, and oozing with a certain pride. He winked slyly and licked his lips as I wiped sweat from my tainted forehead. I focused on the road and viciously tore into 3rd gear. Black smoke resembling death poured out of the exhaust and the car rocketed forward. I giggled like a silly school girl as I left the fool in my dust, and continued my peaceful drive down the road.
But I would know peace for only moments - he was back - right on my rear like a fearless cowboy riding a stallion. No matter how I maneuvered nor how vicious my intensions, he held on like a brazen hero. I screamed in pain has he thrust forwards to taunt me.
I had no choice, I had to give in.
I let him pass and then gave a thumbs up. I think it was a ken bell mustang, not sure though.
Hope you enjoyed my street encounter.
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