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A crescendo of vehicular passion

Old 02-24-09, 05:01 PM
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Wink A crescendo of vehicular passion

I stepped outside and smelled an air of excitement - my black RX7 was eagerly anticipating the calm caress of my hands upon it's steering wheel - I could sense it's urge for an aggressive foray into the twisty roads.

As I turned the key and brought the beast to life, I gingerly kissed the steering and whispered ever so delicately "calm down my baby, I shall unleash you soon". I heard a slight moan from the car as I pushed the gear selector into reverse, and backed that *** right out the driveway like a pro.

Ahem.....

The trees I passed turned into a blur of green and brown, somewhat resembling a hard night of binge drinking and Mexican food. Suddenly I sensed a great force upon my rear. I could feel the burning heat, smell the desire, and taste the urgency of.............speed!

I glanced in the mirror and met gazes with a man showing no fear, and oozing with a certain pride. He winked slyly and licked his lips as I wiped sweat from my tainted forehead. I focused on the road and viciously tore into 3rd gear. Black smoke resembling death poured out of the exhaust and the car rocketed forward. I giggled like a silly school girl as I left the fool in my dust, and continued my peaceful drive down the road.

But I would know peace for only moments - he was back - right on my rear like a fearless cowboy riding a stallion. No matter how I maneuvered nor how vicious my intensions, he held on like a brazen hero. I screamed in pain has he thrust forwards to taunt me.

I had no choice, I had to give in.

I let him pass and then gave a thumbs up. I think it was a ken bell mustang, not sure though.

Hope you enjoyed my street encounter.
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This had me thinking you were writing a romance novel about you and your car.
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Old 02-24-09, 06:28 PM
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That was, erm... rather sexual. :P

Good story none the less.
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Boner approved?
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Originally Posted by st4rk View Post
Suddenly I sensed a great force upon my rear...

- he was back - right on my rear like a fearless cowboy riding a stallion. No matter how I maneuvered nor how vicious my intensions, he held on like a brazen hero. I screamed in pain has he thrust forwards to taunt me.

I had no choice, I had to give in.


Reminiscent of...

https://www.rx7club.com/showthread.php?t=788341

I REALLY hope this was typed up as a joke.
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Old 02-27-09, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by speedjunkie View Post


Reminiscent of...

https://www.rx7club.com/racing-kills-lounge-10/fd-vs-porsche-twisties-788341/

I REALLY hope this was typed up as a joke.
he got *** raped!
i did think that he wrote this to make fun of that post
maybe not?
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Old 02-27-09, 05:48 PM
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Yeah it's hard to say, lol. It was kinda TOO BLATANTLY gay to be real haha. But you never know. Maybe he's just as in touch with his feminine side as the other guy haha.
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Old 02-27-09, 10:34 PM
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The trees I passed turned into a blur of green and brown, somewhat resembling a hard night of binge drinking and Mexican food.
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Old 02-28-09, 01:23 AM
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mustang beating fd's in the corners
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Old 02-28-09, 10:30 AM
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nice story machiovelli. kept me entertained you get an A with a smiley face
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Old 03-01-09, 10:26 AM
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What is the deal with people writing stories like this on the forum?
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What is the deal with people writing stories like this on the forum?
Maybe its the new "thing" to do

otherwise idk...
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F-

Homoerotic garbage. Should be deleted from the kills forum and put in the lounge.

If you got a boner from it, you may want to examine your sexuality.
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It's an obvious parody of the the thread posted above. "two men from different walks of life blah blah blah..."
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and backed that *** right out the driveway like a pro.


A+ for a good parody
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i thought it was pretty funny
you get an A for this lol
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I think initial d has had to much of a affect on our society.
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that was very erotic im taking lt1fds advice and seeking help for my sexuality oh my im a rotorsexual haha
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I stepped outside and smelled an air of excitement - my black RX7 was eagerly anticipating the calm caress of my hands upon it's steering wheel - I could sense it's urge for an aggressive foray into the twisty roads.

As I turned the key and brought the beast to life, I gingerly kissed the steering and whispered ever so delicately "calm down my baby, I shall unleash you soon". I heard a slight moan from the car as I pushed the gear selector into reverse, and backed that *** right out the driveway like a pro.

Ahem.....

The trees I passed turned into a blur of green and brown, somewhat resembling a hard night of binge drinking and Mexican food. Suddenly I sensed a great force upon my rear. I could feel the burning heat, smell the desire, and taste the urgency of.............speed!

I glanced in the mirror and met gazes with a man showing no fear, and oozing with a certain pride. He winked slyly and licked his lips as I wiped sweat from my tainted forehead. I focused on the road and viciously tore into 3rd gear. Black smoke resembling death poured out of the exhaust and the car rocketed forward. I giggled like a silly school girl as I left the fool in my dust, and continued my peaceful drive down the road.

But I would know peace for only moments - he was back - right on my rear like a fearless cowboy riding a stallion. No matter how I maneuvered nor how vicious my intensions, he held on like a brazen hero. I screamed in pain has he thrust forwards to taunt me.

I had no choice, I had to give in.

I let him pass and then gave a thumbs up. I think it was a ken bell mustang, not sure though.

Hope you enjoyed my street encounter.
LOL you are seriously messed up hahaha, funny story though.
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