I took the wife out for her birthday dinner last night. She orders a steak/shrimp combo meal. It's a lot of food, so she doesn't finish it all. She asks for a container to take home the left over steak. Since its her birthday, we order desert. I ask what she wants. She says: "I think I'll have the bread pudding". So of course, I say................

"How can you have any pudding when you don't eat your meat!!!"

She didn't get it . What a waste of a great line...............

 

HOLY ****!!!! I'm listening to that album right now! No joke to. hahaha

 

LOL, she must be younger then you or is from the "dark side of the moon". I remember that but i'm old and grumpy. I remember asking on of my 18yr dates if she knew who (Led Zepelin) was playing on the radio and she said: oh yeah, that's Puff Daddy.

 

That's great Adam......my ex-wife would have gotten it but not thought it was funny. Oh well, at least they're good for somethings.....

 

7 minuts and 30 seconds left...... I actually had time to listen to the whole album in one sitting.

 

Haha, it was my birthday yesterday as well. We went out to claim jumper though, and boy was it good!

 

That one thing must be hard for you to do at your old age.

 

Hell, I'm so old that I remember when Riverside had No smog and we still cruised from downtown Magnolia all the way past the Tyler mall. Do people still go out to North main and drag? In the early days we used to use Augamonza rd but the cars started to get too fast and there is a sharp turn at the end.


Adam, if you upset her too much, you will probably be joining her in the "Not getting it ".

 

and you actually got your meat and a nice serving of pudding

 

In addition to the package she unwrapped as her present, she received another "package" later that night .

 

You ol Stud you!!!

 

lol. good ****

 

Nope, I just pop 3-4 viagra before a date and I'm all set.

Hopefully she didn't want to return it!

 

She could not return it, as it was not in the same condition as when she "received" it.