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why did the chicken cross the road?

Old Nov 10, 2006 | 08:39 AM
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why did the chicken cross the road?

uhhhhh...
it was a suicide attempt, apparantly. the thing just ran out from behind a car when i was driving by. now i got chicken guts all over the undercarriage of the fd.

so WTF is a chicken doing in the middle of the street??????? aren't there farms or something for them to hang out in?
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 08:53 AM
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That damn T66 sucked it in from the sidewalk
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 09:34 AM
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+1, that turbo is just vacuuming animals in.
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 09:35 AM
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please keep small children away from the inlet.
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 09:48 AM
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wtf, haha, did you find what part of the chicken the nuggets come from?
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 05:30 PM
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This story reminds of the time I was driving on the highway and saw an enormous turtle get totally obliterated by a car. It's shell wasn't enough protection that time.
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 06:48 PM
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similar thing happend to me....but it was a duck. i couldnt switch lanes because i someone was right next to me and some *** was tailgating me so i couldnt slam the breaks so i just decimated the duck. i look in my rear view mirror and all i see are feathers just like a cartoon. seemed like nothing happend to my fd though
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 08:30 PM
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Your FD is just hungry.
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 10:20 PM
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yea, like all that gas and methanol isn't enough...
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 10:40 PM
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Living where I do you better be quick on the brakes or you're going to end up with chickens, chicklets, cats, dogs, birds, rabbits, possum, etc in your intercooler.
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Old Nov 10, 2006 | 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by z28_SS
Your FD is just hungry.
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now that it knows the taste of blood it all goes down hill from here
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