Ok here's mine
Background: For those of you who watched Initial D, you'll understand right away, otherwise I'll explain at the end of my story:

So i was going northbound on 87 and the accord ricer starts to be a punk to me, cutting me off etc, so i just pass him up on the other available lane..
He gets butthurt and tries to pass me up but I speed up in front of him (yes i was being a punk too)
Right after i went in front of him, he Turns off his lights and goes on to pass me on the other lane, now this is called "blind attack" from the anime Initial D
At this time I'm roflmao and let him pass, he thought it was soo cool, and then threw the blinkers at me.. i laughed all the way to my destination.


Initial D is an anime that feature drift racing up in the mountains, on one of the episodes, the person following turns off his lights in order to pass the opponent resulting in a successful overtake

 

one night driving home on I-5 south, about 3 miles south of valencia, a car jumped from the truck lane into normal traffic. the truck lane was about 20 ft away from normal traffic, and on a hill about 10ft above normal traffic. After getting over the sensation of nearly shitting my pants that this car literally flew through air a couple car lengths in front of me, i laughed my *** off

 

funniest for me was when a green integra tries to drift in front of me while exiting an off ramp. He then disappears behind the turn and I then saw a puff of dust coming up and a beam of light shining my way as I'm approaching the corner. Apparently he lost control or something and hit the wall and is now facing backwards on the side of the road.

yes I love it when these guys pull those Initial D moves and own themselves.

there should be a disclaimer when you first pop in those DVD's "Don't try this at home!!!"

 

Whats so funny about that. I just dont get it!!

 

it was late, i was tired, one moment there are no cars in front of me, the next moment someone is playing dukes of hazard. it was funny

 

I have had 2 different people try to race me from a stop light. Two different lights, two different times.
First one, I was in a left turn lane and he was in a straight lane ( just to my right ). . . he was staring at me and not the light. Of course the left turn light goes green, and his straight light was still red. He took off at full throttle and put his SS camaro in to the side of an E class Mercedes.

The other was a pontiac sunfire ( GT . . LOL ) trying to race me from light to light. He took off . . . the next light went yellow, and the mustang in front of him stopped for the yellow, pontiac boy ended up UNDER the mustang.

 

We were driving my buddy's Integra one day up 101N almost getting to San Jose by all the electrical towers and we see this big, black **** coming at our windshield, everyone yells, "AHHHHH!!! WHAT THE ****!!" "OH ****!!!" before it hit the windshield as everyone got into a "fetal/protective" position (you know, when you cover your face with your arm and legs, kinda) prior to impact.

Everyone turned around after it hit and noticed it was a Crow. Everyone was just LOL'ing hard..oh man, that was great..

"ah! you pussies!" "**** you! you look at yourself??"

 

We need more bullshit stories for entertainment purposes.

 

so.........................tell some of your **** stories.

 

I think he CRAPPED in his pants and heard the horn of the GENERAL LEE?

 

Man I stared at NeeDFD's sig so long I thought I was in the car.

 

ok, Myself and the band where comiing back from El Toritos one afternoon heading to the studio. We really tied one on that afternoon. I jump into the back seat of my bro's (Daves) 67 camero. It was about a 3 mile drive. Our manager and crew where behind usin another car, so I thought. So, I stuck my bare *** out the rear window. No big, it was my hommies. Well, I was wrong., A day later my hommie Dave walks into his house, and his mother said the cops had showed up for him. She said, they described a guy with long blonde curley hair sticking his *** out the window. We both had long blonde curley hair at the time. The cops told his mother there was a couple behind his car and this ars and more was sticking out at them. LOLOL... Dave said to his mom, "Mom, how can I drive and hang my *** out the window?

The next day the cops show up at my managers house and ask, " Ok guys, who is the sexxual deviate?".

Long story summed up. I had to go to the police office and write a appology to the couple. The soon to be husband got offended because I was showing more than my ***. Think he was jelous? Not the first time I had been cought by the cops with my pants down!

 

If only I had five bucks everytime someone scrolled back up to look at NeeDFD's sig!! Haha.

 

no need to scroll up now

cool stories, keep it coming guys!

 

i was meeting up a bunch of my friends but first i had to drive there. so i was just crusing down the street then this rsx tries to pass me and i push the gas just to speed up a little bit. so next thing i know i see this duck crossing the street i was like wtf in my head. remember the rsx is like right next to me right now so switching lanes is not an option. i'm still going lets say 50mph and the duck is still walking in my path the only options i had was to slam the brakes or hit the duck. i check my rear view mirror and theres this suv somewhat tailing me so i didnt hit the brakes cause he might have rear ended me. so i hit the duck and its feathers go flying over my front windsheld and i check the rear view and theres feathers flying everywhere. i was laughing my *** off and i turned to the side to see the guy in the rsx laughing his *** off. i finally get to the restaurant and check my car and it was like if nothing happend at all.

 

So i wus 15 years old this was before i had my fc n me and my homie were bored as ****....soo we run down the block to his grandmas house who was vacationing in maracco sooo newho we thought itd be a good idea to grab the 40 of lambs rum n the brand new accord HAHA....we were driftin in mini parking lots packed with ppl....pretty stupid but noone got hurt...we paid for tho cops arrested us the next day i got a passenger in a vehicle taken without consent how gays that.....apparently 23 ppl reported us for dangerous driving

 

keep them coming!!