So I was walking down the , when suddenly this chick with a nice looking looked over at me. I asked her if I could take her somewhere , to which she replied "". I said "" and of we went to "".

Now mind you, I was off my *** and had done too much ! We get back to her place and she asks if I like bourbon with , or with . I obviously like , so I said go for it. After my , I decided to sit over on the couch. She asked me if I would enjoy a while using her to pleasure my ... I said !! So she unzipped my and started stroking my .

 

shaddop

 

What? You didn't enjoy the story of you me? Don't be ashamed...

 

lmao...

very funny.

i just got home. went out with this one girl. when i went to drop her off. we stayed talking for a lil bit in the parking lot from her apartment. she unzipped my and gave me a nice and i in her and she

mmm..

 

is the best when she , but only if she cups the along with using her on your !!!!!!!1

 

yeah she and i told her to stop but she kept and i

 

Whoa... that's totally

I need some more for sure!

 

she wanted to more and i told her no. i was paranoid. there was other cars parking while she

 

dude
I ******* laffed

 

So she deeped my , and i was like "" and then she was like lets and I was like and she was like its that time of the month and i was like ...

one week later

She was like and i was like and then we and it was with a that had a in a for a

 

shawn **** you for not stopping by on saturday, then not coming on the cruise today.

which was totally badass.

 

i just farted so i think i need to take a .

 

Dude, my phone died and I didn't get the message until like 9pm. Besides, I didn't stop by on Sat because I didn't go.

 

besides....your an *******.

how about that?

 

Are you on AIM right now?

 

im at work and i cant see any of the pics! ****!

 

so,...............****** QUIT!

 

if i was single i would!

 

Divorce that dude.

 

goofyrotor gets lots of from different girls and that makes him with his hybrid rx7

 

Shaddop

 

to that!

 

i c wut u did there

 

 

@Archibald
does your wife know?