Story time...
 

So I was walking down the http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif, when suddenly this chick with a nice looking http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif looked over at me. I asked her if I could take her somewhere http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif, to which she replied "http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif". I said "http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif" and of we went to "http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif".

Now mind you, I was http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif off my ass and had done too much http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif! We get back to her place and she asks if I like bourbon with http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif, or with http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif. I obviously like http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif, so I said go for it. After http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif my http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif, I decided to sit over on the couch. She asked me if I would enjoy a http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif while using her http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif to pleasure my http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif... I said http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif!! So she unzipped my http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif and started stroking my http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif.

shaddop

What? You didn't enjoy the http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif story of you http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif me? Don't be ashamed...

lmao...

very funny.

i just got home. went out with this one girl. when i went to drop her off. we stayed talking for a lil bit in the parking lot from her apartment. she unzipped my http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif and gave me a nice http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif and i http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif in her http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif and she http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif

mmm..

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gifis the best when she http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif, but only if she cups the http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif along with using her http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif on your http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif!!!!!!!1

yeah she http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif and i told her to stop but she kept http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif and i http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif

Whoa... that's totally http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif

I need some more http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ate1st/yay.gif for sure!

she wanted to http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif more and i told her no. i was paranoid. there was other cars parking while she http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif

dude
I fucking laffed

So she deeped my http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif, and i was like "http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif" and then she was like lets http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif and I was like http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif and she was like its that time of the month and i was like ...

one week later

She was like http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif and i was like http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif and then we http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif and it was http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif with a http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif that had a http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif in a http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif for a http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif

shawn fuck you for not stopping by on saturday, then not coming on the cruise today.

which was totally badass.

i just farted so i think i need to take a http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif.

Dude, my phone died and I didn't get the message until like 9pm. Besides, I didn't stop by on Sat because I didn't go.

besides....your an asshole.

how about that?

Are you on AIM right now?

im at work and i cant see any of the pics! fuck!

so,...............fuckin QUIT!

if i was single i would!

Divorce that dude.

goofyrotor gets lots of http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif from different girls and that makes him http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif with his hybrid rx7 http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif

Shaddop

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/sk8rwillow/yay.gif to that!

i c wut u did there

:boring:

@Archibald
does your wife know? :suspect: