I like to eat nuts,
the kind that come in sacks,

I like to eat nuts,
thats a fact,

I like to eat nuts,
the sweaty pact,

I like to eat nuts,
fleshy and salty,

I like to eat nuts,
especially when they're sweaty,

I like to eat nuts,
and thats a fact,

I like to eat nuts,
Yakkity Yak

I like to eat nuts,
day in day out,

I like to eat nuts,
in the house,

I like to eat nuts,
sweaty and salty,

I like to eat nuts,
YEAH YEAH YEAH

I like to eat NUTS, NUTS, NUTS, NOTHING BUT NUTS!!!!

Thank you for reading my ode to nuts.

 

good for you kory...im very, uhm, happy for you?

 

you are not funny ben! last timeI watch your house for you!

 

and you guys bag my pointless posts.. ever notice the dancing happy face guy looks like phil helmuth?

i run arround naked with a rubber glove on my head and act like im a octopus!

 

nuts are overrated. It's all about *****. Sweaty *****.

 

Actually, I do have a picture of Kory with a rubber glove on his head and he does look a bit like an overweight octopus.

 

would this be a good place for my ode to vagina?

 

I didn't think Kory would have access to a computer in the "nut house"

 

hey adam. How'd the golf ball thing turn out?

 

LMFAO yeah, adam, hows the golf ball thing going.

 

do tell? is it like wynona riders ping pong ball trick? NICE! id paddle it.

and you would have to get vagina to have ode to it! lol j/k

 

damm, you central cali folks are weird

 

Another one out of the closet...

 

"I'de like a pound of nuts please"
"thats a lot of nuts!, you want fries with that."
"no thanks"
"Hey have you seen this guy?"
"Yeah he just left.....................With NUTS"

 

Shhhh...dont tell kory's g/f about out of the closet...he keeps her in there with him