My Dear Belligerents are gone. What to do?
Still dont get it. How about a summary.
Originally Posted by Marcus_F
Man, Wacky's tough. Which reminds me of a story . . . . . . . . .
A woman meets Wacky in a bar during his lunch break.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.
They get back to Der Wackmeister's bachelor pad and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a lower shelf near the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that Wacky would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off.
After an extended lunch break of passion with this sensitive guy, they're lying there together in the afterglow. Right about then the woman rolls over and asks him, smiling,
"Well Wacky, how was it?"
Wacky sez:
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
A woman meets Wacky in a bar during his lunch break.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.
They get back to Der Wackmeister's bachelor pad and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a lower shelf near the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that Wacky would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off.
After an extended lunch break of passion with this sensitive guy, they're lying there together in the afterglow. Right about then the woman rolls over and asks him, smiling,
"Well Wacky, how was it?"
Wacky sez:
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
He who smokes bitches
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From: El Dorado County
Originally Posted by wackyracer
Still dont get it. How about a summary.
Originally Posted by cool_as_crap
you obduct small children, play with them michael jackson style, steal their teddy bears, then give them to she-males that just so happen to sleep with you
Wow. Based on the above, I bet you're speaking from experience.
j/k 
Last edited by Siraniko; Jan 13, 2006 at 05:48 PM.
Drive to the unknown.
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 337
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From: Missoula, Montana
Nipples and chicken fingers... Miss Me!? Guess what, getting rid of the 7.... well having it unoffically repo'd... lol, Talked tothe guy that sold me it, and we've agreed to just call'er even and cut losses on both ends..... I'm gonna try to buy my friends lazer from him.... AWD baby!
