oh it all makes sense now

 

anyone wanna buy me some coffee? I don't think I can last until the end of the day.

 

i've surprisingly only had 1 cup so far! but 2 motrins for mosh pitting pains last night...

 

hahahahahahha

so this is the code name anjew has for dave's sausage!!!

hahaahah

 

i want coffee too . man i still have 2 bags of unground kona coffee beans at my house i need to find a grinder lol

 

grinders are for fufu rich people. Just get yerself a hammer. You have a 7, you should already know that a hammer or duct tape can replace any tool out there.

 

lol i dont currently have one but yeah your right lol

 

disconnect your boost pipe, put them in your turbo
haha

 

that would be ****
or just take a bag to work and eat them. thats hardcore right there

 

getting girls is the easy part. but i have this thing where i just happen to be attracted to girls with psycological disorders. unfortunately, they all seem to change their minds on what they like very quickly.
it'll be my downfall--i swear!

but yea...i'm not nice to forum girls. you all got borderline personality disorder

 

 

na you got that wrong. it's you can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em skinny.

 

What the ****!? They stole buddy?! Damn he was such a cool dog Except for that one time we were installing that engine in that FD, I still remember the words "Buddy, get the **** out!" or "Buddy, do you want a ******* engine dropped on you?" or when you told me "How the **** am I supposed to tell me newphew I killed his dog?" good times.

Oh you'll get yours when Dave spends the night at your house butsecks x eleventy. Oh and when are you going to get your friend to make adjustable toe links for the 2nd gen?

Doood Shaddap! You always have gay butsecks with Jim and Tony over at your shop! ESPECIALLY JIM!

 

hun i hate to inform you all women have psycological disorders. not just internet ones. lol. you know why that is? too many ******** in the world have tainted us lol

 

i drank mass guiness tonight, but somehow managed to get **** done... god only knows how.

 

i can't ******* BELIEVE a large frame t66 actually fit without notching the strut tower. hks manifolds roxor!! i had to get a stick of butter to get that ****** in there!

 

that may very well be, but have you psycho bitches ever considered what you are doing to me?

btw, i can't remember making those last 2 posts. guiness + activator = relaxing

 

lol well tell all the ******** to quit being ******** and problem solved. its all guys faults

 

it's all girls faults and it's all guys faults. that's 200% fault.

but seriously, is it too much to ask to just not **** other people when you're with someone?

my motor is secksy

 

men wouldnt have to be *** holes if women weren't so phsycotic all of the time. problem solved :P

 

speak the words.

i say all men on earth should just not put out for a year or so. deny the root and it'll get them chicks back on track

 

I can't believe that you guys are talking about this. The solution is so simple that you guys can't see it. HOOKERS!

They don't talk back, and for the price of a single expensive date, you get yourself a sure thing! I'll be here all week to give any more advice that you guys might need.

 

man **** that. sex is dirty

 

girls have cooties

 

i would have to say stop dating ***** if thats your problem.