ex gf says i'm black from the waste down

 

Dave... You ain't gotta lie to kick it!!!

If your ex gf said that, she wouldn't be your ex gf!!

 

GF means "GUY FRIEND"

 

ex's tend to lie and uh havent you heard size isnt everything?

 

No, Dave is used to hearing "no really, it's a nice size." Or "NO! I promise I wasn't faking."

 

yeah that was what i assumed.

 

Since none of you knew Dave from his earlier years, here's a pic:

 

lol wtf?

 

Damn Anjew, you really are Dave's bitch huh?

And Dave, you never answered if you are coming up to Rotary Fest for sure or not. I need to know so I can put some sheets on the garage floor for you.

 

"it isnt small, its cute!"

 

Don't forget the plastic!!!!

 

"Ah how cute, an extra belly button."

 

Heck no! Last time I was up there I was like "hold my drink bitch" and he was like "yessir" btw Dave- how is Buddy doing? Take a pic of him, I havent seen that guy since he was a little puppy.

 

yea, ex's tend to lie to try to make you look bad--not better.

of course size isn't everything. but chicks that say they don't like guys that are packin' heat are either young and inexperienced, or just trying not to hurt their boyfriends feelings.

size doesn't matter, it's how you work it... nonononononononono.... if you don't have the size, you gotta work it extra hard to try to make up for it.

anjew-- i told you someone stole the ******* dog! who the **** steals a dog?

 

haha but there are guys that think just cuz they are packing they dont have to work. sorry doesnt work that way. just cuz its big doesnt mean ****.

 

oh you're probably one of those lazy chicks that makes the guy do everything. BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is prefferable when both partners take an active part in the experience, otherwise, might as well just hump a blow up doll.

 

don't knock the blow up doll thing until you try it. They don't complain.

 

ha ha no. definatly not lol

and i agree it is preferable when both partners take an active part.

 

Damn, if you want to ask him about his **** do it in a PM bro. Don't gay up my West section!!!

 

or just take it to BAW there is typically a lot of gayness in there

 

anjew's legal now, i can anally pyounish him all i want

gurantee he'd be more loyal than my last 6 girlfriends.

 

awww do you have back luck with women?

 

**** all you crazy bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

lol ill take that as a yes

 

Why do you think that Dave went brokeback on us all of a sudden??