one of the two...lets csi this ****...how many step from the second floor to the bottom floor...

 

lol

 

i will tell you what happen parents away about 18 in their prime maybe a porno maybe a lil hey we all been there **** i am still there when your in the zone nothing can distract you

 

um not me exactly (see my sig)

 

hmmm i don't know...you don't have to lie to kick it

 

lol nah but im not a dirty kid i dont go looking for stuff like that but say im watching a movie and a girls naked ill watch

 

how old are you? 12? ****, pr0n is teh bread of my water, the cream in my coffee, the spank in my ****, etc and etc...

edit- just saw your ****** sig, damn I was close!

 

yeah you were

 

probably..
i would guess so

 

well I was on the phone with my girl and my room is far from the stairs like my room is on the front of the house my stairs are at the back and my garage is at the front to imagine like trying to sprint that. while all they gotta do it kick down the door and throw the bag and bail. there were already out of the garage before I even got to my stairs.

 

ok so the porno was playing while you were having phone sex with your girl?

 

it was pobably a hi-def tv

 

lol

 

thats how he got so into it

 

nah I don't got cable in my room and I was pretty into the conversation.

 

you must have almost been at the climax part then

 

LOL..couldnt of said it better

 

lol thats what she said

 

lol?

 

 

you know i am just playing with you man you just keep digging yourself a hole by trying to cover your steps

 

so you were watching barn yard sex... butt naket in your room while pole dancing for your wife to be...and all of sudden you got hit with ****...

 

Howd ya know?! wow you should join CSI

 

thats why were trying to figure out your little crime thingy here on your thread

 

new door $250 new paint job $2000 stanley steamer carpet service $500 telling the story of how someone broke into your house to poor horse **** all over the house and smear it on your car priceless