Fudge I hate a-holes. Rant.
**** I know. But my dad sent my guns to the philippines so I gotta buy a new one when I get the cash but right now it's all goin to my car. so I don't even know when I can get another.
, but when poo told my bro and i that story at first i did the look around
to see if anyone else would laugh. once i saw a smile crack from my bro i couldn't help but laugh either
heres the real question...if poop was in side the house...and those kids kicked down his damn door and threw that **** everywhere...why didn't he come running down the stairs crazy like....wanting to beat there ***...???
it makes no sense...
it makes no sense...
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From: Ann Arbor, Dirty Glove
San Diego Police Department Log
13:41- Police dispatch contacts unit 51
13:42- Unit 51 acknowledges call and runs code 4 to location
13:59- Officer Dan makes contact with subject dubbed alias "iLikeEatPoo"
14:00- iLikeEatPoo reports perps allegedly broke into his house to smear fecal matter all over his house and car.
14:11- Minimal collateral damage was assessed, but lingering notes of hay, carrots, and sugar cubes were noticed. It was determined that the subject's house was in fact covered in horse manuer. Subject denies knowing the identities or whereabouts of perps.
14:12- Officer Dan tells subject he is full of ****.
14:13- Officer Dan points, laughs, and then returns to his patrol vehicle to call in additional units to point and laugh at subject.
14:22- S.W.A.T. arrives on scene, secures perimeter, and proceeds to LOL.
13:41- Police dispatch contacts unit 51
13:42- Unit 51 acknowledges call and runs code 4 to location
13:59- Officer Dan makes contact with subject dubbed alias "iLikeEatPoo"
14:00- iLikeEatPoo reports perps allegedly broke into his house to smear fecal matter all over his house and car.
14:11- Minimal collateral damage was assessed, but lingering notes of hay, carrots, and sugar cubes were noticed. It was determined that the subject's house was in fact covered in horse manuer. Subject denies knowing the identities or whereabouts of perps.
14:12- Officer Dan tells subject he is full of ****.
14:13- Officer Dan points, laughs, and then returns to his patrol vehicle to call in additional units to point and laugh at subject.
14:22- S.W.A.T. arrives on scene, secures perimeter, and proceeds to LOL.
haha I did run downstairs and if they were caught they could have done some serious time though. breaking and entering vadalism treaspassing ya mean? I'm taking criminal justice and I kknow I got the right to kill them as soon as they step onto my drive way



oh sorry i cant control myself sometimes