A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "..let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

 

that's grrrreat

 

^^

 

that's old, but still good for a laugh.

 

It might be old but thats the first ime i hear it.Good one.

 

Pshaw = Captain Obvious

 

series7 = Major Jerk

 

Pshaw = blind master debater

 

It is what it is. It's all arbitrary. Ah huh...yeah yeah.

 

djdino = DJ supremo jerkface




btw, series7 = teh jerkface

 

So whens the BBQ?