Breaking News. This just in----------
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Breaking News. This just in----------
Yes, at approximately 11:30 am after having a gourmet dinner with my best gal at the
Fine restaurant, " Taco Bell". It happens!!! There I am, Kory-Yahi, driving my nice black Fd,
looking all cool. Trying to keep the gases building up in me from exploding from the fine cusine from "Taco Bell". Then, Shi_, it happens, like a bad nightmare. Like something out of
a stunt manual. The guy in front of me see's the opportunity. The ramp is prepped, he knows he has to do it. Then he goes for it. He's thinking, " ****", I've seen it a million times on smokey and the bandit. If I hit it just right and lean my weight to the left, I can do it!!! But something goes wrong, he forgot to correct the tire pressures to balance the vehicles weight.
Then it happens, "Oh Shi_", this is going to hurt he thinks. Over and over he goes, bouncing around like a rag doll. Meantime, cool and collective "Kory-Yahi" see this happening. He thinks to himself. "I don't know if I can control the gas from Taco Bell!!! But then he remembers as it all lets go. Hey, I don't have to worry. I am wearing the new and improved
Odor controlling depends. Yes, even as i crapped my drawers, my best gal doesn't suspect a thing. I come to a complete controlled stop inches from disaster. Look over at my gal and
say, "No problem", I drive an awesome machine babe. She thinks to herself, "Oh Kory, you are the man". End of story,LOL.
Fine restaurant, " Taco Bell". It happens!!! There I am, Kory-Yahi, driving my nice black Fd,
looking all cool. Trying to keep the gases building up in me from exploding from the fine cusine from "Taco Bell". Then, Shi_, it happens, like a bad nightmare. Like something out of
a stunt manual. The guy in front of me see's the opportunity. The ramp is prepped, he knows he has to do it. Then he goes for it. He's thinking, " ****", I've seen it a million times on smokey and the bandit. If I hit it just right and lean my weight to the left, I can do it!!! But something goes wrong, he forgot to correct the tire pressures to balance the vehicles weight.
Then it happens, "Oh Shi_", this is going to hurt he thinks. Over and over he goes, bouncing around like a rag doll. Meantime, cool and collective "Kory-Yahi" see this happening. He thinks to himself. "I don't know if I can control the gas from Taco Bell!!! But then he remembers as it all lets go. Hey, I don't have to worry. I am wearing the new and improved
Odor controlling depends. Yes, even as i crapped my drawers, my best gal doesn't suspect a thing. I come to a complete controlled stop inches from disaster. Look over at my gal and
say, "No problem", I drive an awesome machine babe. She thinks to herself, "Oh Kory, you are the man". End of story,LOL.
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Originally Posted by DJDINO
This has to be one of the worse thread evah! Where is Jaxon when you needed him...
Oh well, rough crowd.
Oh, by the way what's all the infatuation with gayness?????
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Some people will believe just about anything they read. All of the story is fictious except for the accident happening in front of Kory and his girl friend being in the car. 
Originally Posted by rx7doctor
Some people will believe just about anything they read. All of the story is fictious except for the accident happening in front of Kory and his girl friend being in the car.
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with out kory and rx7doctor's merciless clowning of each other, I would have no entertainment in life. At least kory didnt freak and drive the fd into a guardrail...then he would be gay.
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