******

 

you wanted me to polish your shaft in exchange for a rearend?

 

depends on how fine your compound is

 

how big is the rear end?

 

my compound is sooooo fine...

 

my rear is pettit, yet robust and able to take a beating

 

Hmmm.....is there any tread left on that tire or is like taking a turn in the rain on a bald radial???

Oh I thought we were talking about Track tires and the various compounds....I'm lost.....HEheehEHEHeHe

 

I need to ***** my garage full of parts out now!!!!
I want a twin disc Carbon fiber clutch dammit!!!!!!!!!

 

wanna test that theory?

 

you got any halfshafts layin around?

i got the driveshaft...

it's a date, ya?

 

ill bring the lube, you set the mood

 

we'll put a brick on the gas pedal on the uncorked, high compression fd and let it bounce of the hard-ignition cut rev limiter.... romance music

 

you know just how to get me started...

 

shafts, rear ends, wd40 and hydrocarbons

now what could be better than that?

 

Oh wow this thread is getting to hott for me.....I'ma go port my motor and then take a cold shower now.....Goodnight!!!!!!!



Hey does anyone want the Twins from my cosmo engine??? I'm not going to use them...

 

ill port your motor anyday...

EDIT: you giving away those twins?

i prefer neo syntetic all purpose grease for all MY lubrication needs...

 

^ watch out for her... she's rough with the carbide *limps away*

 

you told me you liked it rough! *sulks*

 

*limp, limp* define "rough"

 

oh come on...you can do better than that...

take off some clothes, that will make this thread hotter...or better yet, post up some more pix of your ***...thats what started the whole thing...

 

i'd post the weightlifters *** but you KNOW i'd get banned!

 

Hey if anyones gonna be porting between the two of us it's gonna be me!!!!
**hitches up pants, grunts, walks away like manly cowboy**
HaAHahahaaHaha. Yee-upp..


That depends...You giving away ur twins???

i mean the two Hi comp. rotors in your S5 motor...HeHeHe

I'm not giving them away but I'll sell for a great price or trade .........How about the clothes ur wearing when you come help me with my Cosmo swap????
You can have them immediately back of course..........
HaahahaHaHaA....Just messin!! Or am I????? Yeah I'm just messin
When it comes to my cars women can wait!!!!!
Unless....umm.....no they can wait......

 

OMG..........I just found out that my Favoritist Place in the world to eat Pho is closing forever on friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!................

 

haha theres no way im trading my rotors for your turbos...ill trade you an S5 T2 intake mani though! i keep tripping over that ****! its got the throttle body on it...come n get it!
when it comes to my cars, men always wait!!
unles...they are giving me car parts!!

 

let's recap on yesterday's events, shall we?

mazdachix is wants to enlarge turbo2guy's holes inexchange for his shaft...which she wants to stick in my rear end...the same rear end that anjew wants, but he's got no shaft to use on it yet, so he just wants to fondle it.


all y'all is some crazy muddaphukkas!