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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 01:45 PM
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lame rx7 joke saw it on the net(very bored)

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1996, Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped ( looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"

The young man replies "A 1996 Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It cost $500,000.

"That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?

"Because this car can do up to200 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside? "Sure," replies the owner.

So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"

Just then, the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads200 MPH.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoossh! Something whips by him, going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my 7?" the young man asks himself.

Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And, it almost looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun an RX-7?"

Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and Jesus to Betsy, it is the old man!!! Of course the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man groans and replies "Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 04:49 PM
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made me chuckle
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 05:55 PM
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lol yeah this joke is pretty old. First time I have seen it with a rotary though!
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 06:05 PM
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Kinda funny.
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Old May 2, 2007 | 04:22 PM
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lol i laughed
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Old May 11, 2007 | 09:49 AM
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that was hilarous.
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Old May 18, 2007 | 12:25 AM
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Old May 18, 2007 | 02:44 PM
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lol
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Old May 20, 2007 | 09:22 AM
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pretty funny
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Old May 20, 2007 | 04:26 PM
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VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER, that's 5 years.
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Old May 20, 2007 | 06:20 PM
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Lol, that old gag. Why is this in the a/v section?
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Old May 20, 2007 | 06:23 PM
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lol
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Old May 29, 2007 | 07:48 PM
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Haha pretty funny.. I just got a rx7 for my first car and I really don't know much about it,if anybody can tell me something about the car and tell me what I can do to it.. Money is not a problem
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Old May 29, 2007 | 08:02 PM
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that was gay
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Old May 29, 2007 | 11:41 PM
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that was funny
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Old Jun 12, 2007 | 05:54 AM
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haha wow....for a sec i thought the joke was going to be lame and dead
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 06:05 AM
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Hmm boring, I had to think about it for a sec.
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Old Jun 14, 2007 | 11:26 PM
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funny joke

Originally Posted by johnny rx7
...if anybody can tell me something about the car and tell me what I can do to it.
the RX-7 has rotors (not pistons) and you can add gasoline to make it run every once in a while.
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Old Jun 16, 2007 | 02:00 PM
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that was pretty funny
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Old Jun 16, 2007 | 03:56 PM
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Hahaha
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Old Jun 18, 2007 | 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ZumspdRX-7
funny joke



the RX-7 has rotors (not pistons) and you can add gasoline to make it run every once in a while.
Thats the joke I got a kick out of here!
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Old Jun 18, 2007 | 08:02 AM
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that was lame.

Here's my rx-7 joke:
I have a modified RX-7 and it runs!
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Old Jun 18, 2007 | 02:29 PM
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Sorry But I Didnt Get It...
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Old Jun 19, 2007 | 02:18 AM
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his **** got stuck when he leaned into the car you moron
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