"That wasn't fair", but at least I can say I killed a Corvette.
 

Well, here is yet another lucky kill on my part. The other night I was going to my girl's house (yes I finally have a GF... :bubrub: ) and I'm on 190 doing 75ish. I see what, at first, appears to be a faded gray FC coming up on the left, so I slow down. When I do, it speeds up and I realize that its a C4 Corvette that has seen better days. I'd age it at about an '88 or so. It had faded paint and was really loud. Not only that, but it was smoking real bad out of the right tail pipe, which either indicated a blown head gasket, or null cylinder rings. Anyway, we come up to a stop light. He looks over at me and revs it once (RRRAAATTTLE). I look over and he says "Hey man you wanna run 'em?" I'm thinking I might get annhialated even though its a ragged out POS, but I decide I might just do it just in case. So I say yes. While the light is still red, I switch the AAS to "Normal" to aid in launching. I hold my revs at about 3-3.5k while he just sits there revving it up to what seems like 8k. The light goes green and I launch B-E-AUTIFULLY, and I hear him drop the clutch and lurch forward a little bit while the engine revved freely. Is he not in gear? Well I top my 1st and hit 2nd and just start to walk away from the guy. I look in my mirror and I see smoke pouring out of the right side, so I know he's on it. I hit 3rd and decide to let him catch back up, so I slow down to 55 and wait for him to come up beside me. He does, and he floors it. Same again- engine revs high, car lurches forward and slightly accelerates. Ah. His clutch sucks ass!!! So I just shake my head, hit 2nd, and walk away from him. Well, about 5 miles up the road, I turn into a gas station to get a drink, and he pulls into a spot beside me, slamming the bottom of his bumper into the side walk, and jumping out of his car. At this point I'm like "Oh hell, I've pissed him off and he's gonna kick my ass!" and I'm a small guy (5'7", 125lbs). He gets up to me and screams "THAT WASN'T FAIR! THATS BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! AIN'T NO LITTLE PUNK GONNA CHEAT AND BEAT ME! MY CLUTCH WAS SLIPPING YOU FUCK!" So I, at this point, am feeling a combonation of fear, surprise, disgust, humor, anger, and a dash of intellect. I say "...Wait. You knew your clutch was messed up... and you raced WILLINGLY?" He just nodded his head and looked down at his feet. He then said "Fuck you." and got back into his car and left. Well now.

WTF? What a dumbass, haha. I've never heard of somebody actually acting like that after they lost. That is too funny.

^whoa, that's nuts, lol.

I raced an Integra in my "old" TII (tired, 140k), I walked it in 4th gear (it was even 'til then).

I turned off and he followed me into Jack in the Box. He parked right behind me and two guys got out their car and walked up to my window. I was thinking "great, these guys are trying to fight me for beating them".

The guy was like, "damn G! that car's fast, dogggg"!!!

I was like, "ohh.. Yeah, your car's pretty quick too... What have you got done"?

"stock gs"

(liar)

hehe, thats funny...i've never had anyone jump out of their car to bitch about loosing. good kill though, he asked for it!

Hilarious

So funny when people don't own up!

|M|

nice kill, i read a corvette article where gm tried to make a 2.3(somehting like that) liter rotary engine for a corvette, but obviously it didnt go through

Heh, I one time raced a S-10 4-door (like 97ish or later or something) in my old Jeep (K&N, headers, full exhaust, lighter rims + street tires) and beat him. He got behind me and kept doing brakestands. I gave him the finger for just about rear ending me and he got out of the car. My friend and I got out right before he did.

He ran back in and we giggled. Twas was pwnage.

^^ LOL, Good stuff Jager.

How did you come up with that story? I give you props for creativeness.

Sounds like an awsome kill.. I've had my share of idiots who can't stand losing.

Hopefully this doesn't become another Muscle vs. Rotax thread due to the above comment

How'd you find this forum? I give you props for posting shit like this on the InTrAwEB.

Thanks :jerkit:

lol, gotta love when the bone head trolls come around, they are always good for a nice laugh :rofl:

I know :rlaugh:

i, at first, found the story somewhat believable until we got the the 8k rev. Needless to say it all went downhill from there and if this story just so happens to be true, why would you even post a horrible "kill" (i guess thats what you guys call them) like this. The funniest part about this story is these people actually believe this. To finish this off, you actually slowed down to let him catch you?...plz. If his car actually ran or if he even know how to drive an m6 the last thing you would have been worrying about is slowing down. Im done here, ive wasted enough time typing this; good day.

How do you expect people to actually believe what you are writing? I highly doubt a c4 owner would follow you, get out of his car, and start yelling at you for beating him. You made me laugh though:

"I say "...Wait. You knew your clutch was messed up... and you raced WILLINGLY?" He just nodded his head and looked down at his feet. He then said "Fuck you." and got back into his car and left."

Now, that was quality. Either the corvette owner was 15 years old, or you're IQ is negative for making up such a good story.

Oh my god, are these people for real??? You guys come on here just to say that no person owning a c4 can act like a moron? This is classic. I never thought you people could be so stupid but I guess I was wrong. I totally believe this story after reading both yall's bone headed posts. Please if you have nothing intelligent to say then don't say anything at all, witch means yall should probably stop posting all together. Do us all a favor and never reproduce. Fuckin’ trolls. :rolleyes:

i don't see why it's so hard to believe that a ratted out 80's c4 vette that probably barely made 200hp new, depending on year, could be owned by some young idiot. have you f body trolls actually looked into the price on those things? they are pretty cheap.

let's be honest, the 80's were not really the pinnacle of vette performance, and add 15-20 years of neglect...

Read my post. I never said c4 were unbeatable. I just find it hard to believe he got out of his car and started talking shit.

Well, lets see...the 2 poster above rest my case. read and need i say more.

1. i think we are classified as homo sapiens
2. its a lt1 with 300hp (know what you're talking about)
3. as for our unintelligent posts, copy your previous post, paste it into word and hit spell check.
4. Hondahater, are you aware that your entire post did nothing to prove that we were wrong? it was a jumble of random incoherent bs trying to discredit us without have any evidence to back it up. At least particleeffect post with some attempt of facts to prove us wrong.

hahaha all the V8 owners are getting angry about this lol

Gee, when you come to troll our boards, you might want to pull your head out of your ass first. Corvettes didn't get the LT-1 until 1992. Before then they had the Crossfire or L98 V-8 making 205-245 horsepower, depending on year. Now add 15-20 years of aging, a slipping clutch, and the results are pretty believable.

You think someone stopping to get out their car is unbelievable? It's called road rage and it happens every single day.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

I love these threads!!

Nice kill on the vette, I once beat a mustang with a blown engine...

Oh wait..I was the one with the blown engine.

^:rofl: @ coolingmist.

Oh, and for the two guys who obviously troll the Chevy vs... kills in the Kills Section, believe what you want, but thats what happened. I could care less what the car SHOULD do or WOULD do if running properly, but this thing was a complete pile of useless sight and sound. Another thing, when I said "... revved to what SOUNDED like 8k" I said that it SOUNDED like 8k, not that I was in the passenger seat looking at the tach hit 8k. Hell, I'm not even sure if those vettes even had 8k displayed. Oh, and one more thing, I don't care what kind of car it is, be it C4 Vette, or Koiengsegg, even if you have the power advantage, it does you no good if its not getting to the wheels. Just a thought, but next time, set your biases aside and give someone the benefit of the doubt. Yes my car is slow and yes a C4 in tip-top shape would probably eat me alive, but this one was a rag that apparently had no clutch left. I beat it because my car was in better operating condition (by at least 10fold, BTW) and he just couldn't accept it. I wonder if it was one of you guys? Oh, that reminds me, not all vette owners are the layed back middle aged guys that don't race. Hell, every car type on the road has at least one dousche bag driver. Does my rare, and unfortunate, encounter automatically mean that I am lying? If that were the case, then there are alot of BS stories running around (not only kills, but sightings, experiences, etc.). Just because 99.9% of Vette drivers are actually laid back and cool, doesn't negate the fact that people are people, and alot of people are rude and disrespectful. Also, this guy wasn't a young guy, I'd put him at about 30ish, but he was obviously A.) crazy, or B.) on crank because he was pissed as hell and realized he fucked up when I called him on it. Rant concluded. I'll be eating fried chicken

EDIT: Oh wait, I'm white and everybody KNOWS that only black people eat fried chicken. It MUST be BS!!!!111!!11one!!!

The funniest part is that you and ur slow camaro buddy have to jump in on this guy. Get the fuck out and go back to the chevy forums.

Lol this is good. Ok now we are in grammar school. Ok do you not know that a sentence is started by a capital letter? Let see what else we can be juvenile about. Oh and by the way I did what you told me about word and I just don't see the misspellings you do. Retard!

https://www.rx7club.com/attachment.p...hmentid=116045

You see, they act like I said "Yo dAwgZ, mY Rx-7 iZ mAd kwIk! I cAn kILLz deM sLow aZZ cAmaRO'z and FirEBIrdZ sO e-Z! NoThiNz KWikEr daN mE!" I'm not dissing anyone but the asshat in the ragged out Vette, and then these two jerkoffs have to come and call me out for NOTHING!!! Its like their feelings are all hurt that a Chevy got beat by an import. Hell, that reminds me! They trolled in another thread where I killed an RX-8 and a Monte Carlo and was going to set up a race with a V6 Firebird! Let me see if I can dig it up.

Here it is. Both of them are in here on the 3rd page.

https://www.rx7club.com/racing-kills-lounge-10/two-more-kills-fc-rx-8-83-monte-carlo-419715/

Note that I did not provoke such a response as Mr. budd gave me, and I believe I handled it quite well.

Actually, i could care less about who you guys beat and who you dont beat. Why would i be pissed you beat some ragged out vette. As for the person trying to get smart about my statement of it having an LT1, you dont know what year the vette is and the fact of the matter is i very seriously doubt it was an '80. This would only conclude that he is just guessing and in fact its a '92 or newer vette which would be an lt1. Next, ill take myself back to chev forums where they dont just sit and brag about beating some1 all day they actually have video proof of it, this brings me back to actaully reading a post from one RX7 owner that seems like he knows what he is saying when he said to show proof or shutup. As for,"The funniest part is that you and ur slow camaro buddy have to jump in on this guy. Get the fuck out and go back to the chevy forums." Do you think you're special because they had to actually put turbos on your car for it to be worth buying? Now the only reason i even visit this forum is to read all your shit talk which comes with no proof or backing, when you kids start actually putting videos up instead of shallow text in an attempt to earn some sort of bragging rights then you will gain respect. Oh, for the person who seems to love the word "troll", if i actually "trolled" this place wouldnt i have more than what; 6-7 posts? I must have some reasoning to behind what im saying if i actually take the time to even reply here. Also, stop talking like a bunch of 13 year olds and maybe people will actually listen to what you have to say.

Fucking shit kids!

Proof L98 was the Vette engine for the 80's and until 91, if it WAS 92 and later it would of been a LT1 yes, but the kill teller here tells us it was an 80's Vette, rated at 245hp. The car could have a host of problems leading to its demise. I walked all over an upgraded 92 Supra once with my FC (which isn't %100 l337 atm). I later found out that car hadn't had any love to it for years other then exhaust and a few mods from prior owners. It should of beat me, but it didn't. So thats not so far fetched either. Is it?

If it was paired with a bad tempered driver, a slipping clutch, and apoor driver. The Vette could easily loose. Shit I've lost to some cars in my FC I should of walked when I first started with the stick.

And FYI. I'm sure people like Hondahater here are making 300hp on their 1.3l engine. Wouldn't you think a turbo would be necessessary (SP)? I think for a 1.3l to match an ls1 is quite formidable.

Now everyone chill the fuck out and argue with some sense.

yea it's so hard to belive that a red neck in a piece of shit vette would talk shit about loosing to an import, its not like there is war being fought now because a buch of dumbass americans are talking shit with nothing to back it up.

what possible reason could you have for doubting it was an 80's vette. 80's vettes would be cheaper, and more likely more ratted out. fits the discription perfectly. you have no reason at all to think it's an lt1 vette other than trying to make up for your engine blunder.

too bad you can't do us a favor and stick to what you said in your first post in this thread.don't let the door hit you.

Do you feel special that you can say "yeah i got a v8, i had to put nitrous in it to keep up with anything tho" But when i do gget MaD! quIK shifts! come to my town and bring some money and run me.

Budd, honestly think for a second. Yes I did post a kill that obviously provoked controversy and I did not include a video. But, if I could afford a video camera ($400ish?), would I be driving a slow ass N/A FC? No. If I get some electronic toys its gonna be AFTER I have pooled my money into my car. That $400 I could spend on a camera would bring me $400 dollars closer to a TII swap. Also, if I did have a camera with me, how would I have taped it? Do you expect everyone that MIGHT get in a race to carry around a camera man so that when they win a controversial race they can prove it? I certainly hope not. Look, all I'm trying to say is believe what you want, but don't call me out or call me a liar. Why would I lie about a kill on the internet? To impress people I have never seen before? To make myself feel good that people believe me? What satisfaction could I possibly gain from impressing net nerds (no offence BTW)? NONE! I don't go out of my way to impress people. Thats just retarded. Oh, and one other thing. Sorry for saying you "trolled". Nah, it was more like you smurfed, or gnomed.

Whats wrong with a NA FC?

Nothing really, its just that its slow. Yes it can handle MOST cars (like Civics, Eclipses, etc.) but its not enough to hand people their ass that deserve it in cars that are faster than mine is right now.

N/A eclipses :mad: !

^LOL, yeah. Sorry bout that!

im only mess'n around with yah. Nice kill by the way, even thought it wasnt exactly fair :p:

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What mods do you have Revvin? Just asking. Stock?

quite believable for an old beat up vette and we all see morons on almost a daily basis so why is it hard to believe?

what is hard to believe is that a few people come here to trash this thread while we mind our own business. should i go to the vette forums and post garbage on their threads? nah, i think i will be the better person.

Apparently you DO care who we beat or don't beat (or as you would think we SAY we beat or don't beat since you don't believe any of this anyway, and yeah, you would know :rolleyes: ). Yeah you'd also probably know what year Vette he saw, of course because you were there, yet again :rolleyes: . I'm pretty sure the dude's been around long enough to tell approximately what year Vette he was racing. It's apparent you haven't been around here much, you must have missed the posts that DO have videos, or maybe you just wanted to miss them. That way you can say "The Camaro can't lose!", when really you should do your own pathetic ass a favor and stay out of where you don't belong. Seriously, WTF drives a person to check other forums just to hear of their car getting beat or talk about a car they don't even own? Hey, what can I say, you actually said something half intelligent with "Do you think you're special because they had to actually put turbos on your car for it to be worth buying?". I'm almost impressed. Sure they put turbos on it, I'll take them off if you're too scared. They should have put turbos on YOUR car to make it worth buying. I've driven Camaros, I'm not impressed. But hey, if owning an inferior car makes you feel better, by all means. Keep growing that mullet out and cooking up crank in your cellar, you're going places :bigthumb: . Again I have to ask, why are you here? "Now the only reason i even visit this forum is to read all your shit talk which comes with no proof or backing, when you kids start actually putting videos up instead of shallow text in an attempt to earn some sort of bragging rights then you will gain respect." I don't hear too many people talking shit per se, just saying who they beat and telling the story. It's not until TROLLS like yourself come talking shit that any of us start talking shit back. And I think we've covered the video thing already so I won't go over that again, although maybe I should cause you probably didn't get it the first time. I'll put it this way, just for you...VIDEOS=GOOD=WE HAVE SOME. Simple enough? And do you think we're asking for YOUR respect? Who on this forum asked your inbred ass to come here? Who cares about how many posts you have? So far all I've seen is "trolling" posts, so yes, I think we can all call you a troll. I think you already admitted anyway (in the same damn post mind you!) that you come here to hear shit talking, which obviously would make you want to talk shit back. Let me check...yep, that would be considered trolling! I don't think you necessarily have reasoning to reply here, a shit-flinging monkey could reply (hence, how you can), so I don't even see how you have a reason BEING here, much less reply. Who is talking like a 13 year old? All I see is two trolls talking like prepubescent gimps...one with a Camaro and one with a TA, neither of which belong here. Have fun blowing each other.

And furthermore, I believe that VETTE, no matter how ragged out, got beat by a NA FC. I'll also make THAT simple for you Budd, Naturally Aspirated, or NO TURBO. Feel better? A V8 getting beat by a 1.3 liter NA car. And the guy gets out pissed off. Nah, you're right, that could NEVER happen. Whatever.

I belong here. I like to read your crazy kill stories...

WOW, this post is still here? its been 2 weeks since ive checked this forum at least. Speedjunkie, i didnt even waste my time reading the novel you attempted to publish. Next time keep it short and sweet; try not to ramble as im sure you did. Oh, the sad thing here isnt the original poster (he actually seems somewhat in tune with reality), its these other idiots trying to defend the "rx7 honor" against the big bad "v8". Fact of the matter if i had a rx7 as my pic and posted this some of you would jump on my bandwagon and agree but due to me having a v8 you people decide to post even the most asinine comments.

BTW, i like my mullet; the true term (if you feel the need to use it) for us "dumb rednecks" is mississippi streamer or kentucky waterfall.

Depends on what kind of racing your doing, in a straight line an NA will get killed in a tight course it won't. I have a friend whose NA womps all over his dads vette
see www.zaxjax.com

Good thing you didn't read it, you wouldn't have understood anyway. You're right, I should have kept it short and simple, for simple folk like yourself. And the reason people had a problem with what you said has nothing to do with you having a Camaro as your avatar, it has to do with your dumbass comments, basically saying it was improbable or impossible that something like that could have happened.

That was pretty funny about the mullets though, I'll give you that one. Have you ever checked out www.mulletsgalore.com? That site is funny as hell.

Well, its not much but here goes

-APC ( :rant: ) Cone filter (was on the car when I bought it)
-2.5" 1 piece header
-E-Fan
-Removed A/C
-eBay HKS knockoff mufflers
-Relatively new clutch

Its still slow as balls, but here within the next six months or so I'll have enough for a rebuild with a BP and a bolt on turbo kit from 1300cc.com so it'll be a monster soon. Also, I'm now in Florida so if anyone wants to meet up a Bradenton (that includes bastien and budd too) let me know.

those carbon-like HKS nockoffs that come with the silencer?

im thinking about getting myself one until i can afford a catback.