Soon to be murder!!!!!
06-28-10, 11:46 AM
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Soon to be murder!!!!!
so ive been working on my car as im deployed and have some extra cash. well this guy walks up to me whom i dont know that is in my battalion. hes like "hey heard your fixing up a car." ha im like yeah what about it....hes like wanna race? i have no idea what this guy has or who he is and he doesnt even know what my car is. sooo.... im like what do you got? he says..2005 mazda 6. im like..."speed?" hes like no but i promise it can take you lol im like what engine do you have? he pauses and says its a 4 cylinder...no **** im thinking. he continues....yeah its sponsored by injen and apexi exhaust. lol i asked if he had a turbo, NO, any engine mods?, cold air intake ha, straight drive?, NO lol......so finally he says what do you got? i said, rx 7 but its just a 91 non turbo. hes like thats rotary right? i was thinking...holy **** you dont know your own engine but know mine? so im like, yeah its just a 1.3liter, hes like dude i will smoke you......so needless to say, we shook hands on a race first week home from deployment.......can you say......RAPE? haha I PROMISE THERE WILL BE VIDEOS!!! hes going around telling everyone he is going to smoke me, i just agree and act scared. pretty sure hes around 19 years old. god this is gonna be a masacre....
06-28-10, 09:42 PM
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Since he said something about being deployed, that makes me think he typed this in a hurry. So I think we'll let the grammar and punctuation slide, a little bit.
Still makes for a hard read, and yeah bhop, I agree with you.
Still makes for a hard read, and yeah bhop, I agree with you.
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06-29-10, 10:59 AM
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yeah sorry, i only have so much time on the internet here. seriously though, this is gonna be ridiculous....glad everyone thinks this is as funny as i do! ha slow? i like my n/a 
hehe oh yeah, to top this off, dude walked up to me today in the field and says, "yeah, im getting lambo doors and a body kit from japan next week. this car is gonna be sick, hope your ready." lol i asked why he doesnt spend that money on performance instead of making it look fast. his reply HA " dude its fast already, dont need any more speed right now." sure 93rx74lyfe will find plenty of humor in that..anyways, yeah pictures and video cuz now my whole platoon is in on it haha
hehe oh yeah, to top this off, dude walked up to me today in the field and says, "yeah, im getting lambo doors and a body kit from japan next week. this car is gonna be sick, hope your ready." lol i asked why he doesnt spend that money on performance instead of making it look fast. his reply HA " dude its fast already, dont need any more speed right now." sure 93rx74lyfe will find plenty of humor in that..anyways, yeah pictures and video cuz now my whole platoon is in on it haha
06-29-10, 12:00 PM
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Seems like you both have the same mentality. He is to dumb to know hes slow and your sticking with the Na rout for speed 
Looks like we got a couple of winners here guys!
Looks like we got a couple of winners here guys!
06-29-10, 12:54 PM
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06-29-10, 03:06 PM
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ha yeah no joke. love people who pick fights. did i say im sticking with the n/a for speed? no! nice video by the way. ps, yellow rims with a chrome lip? may as well be driving a yellow caddy with a kool aid sticker and plastic car model in the back glass. 
ps, yellow rims with a chrome lip? may as well be driving a yellow caddy with a kool aid sticker and plastic car model in the back glass.
06-30-10, 02:26 AM
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Its okay though. I remember when I thought N/A FC's were fast too.
06-30-10, 06:15 AM
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ha bragging about being fast? i know i own an n/a fc so...? lol you act like im saying i drive the fastest car in the world. i wanted to post this cuz i thought it was funny, just the whole situation. maybe next time i will buy an fd and post about murdering a stock civic? ...either way this thread is already entertaining enough ha
06-30-10, 07:35 AM
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The funny thing is your talking down to this Mazda 6 about how your slow fc is going to "MuRDeRRRR!" his possibly slower car. So yes, your stating that your car is capable of some sort of speed. "delusion is bliss " The thing I don't get is why you have to run to the computer to talk your **** about his car rather then just telling him with all these encounters you two have been having lately. My guess is this is your way of showing your pink side. 
BTW Id do some research before running your mouth, These "cadi" wheels are Mazdaspeed MS-01. Just one of them costs more than your car.
" The thing I don't get is why you have to run to the computer to talk your **** about his car rather then just telling him with all these encounters you two have been having lately. My guess is this is your way of showing your pink side. BTW Id do some research before running your mouth, These "cadi" wheels are Mazdaspeed MS-01. Just one of them costs more than your car.
06-30-10, 06:10 PM
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I feel like I should close this thread, but out of sheer amusement I'm going to leave it open for now. I'm also an ex-military man, so that probably plays into it as well
06-30-10, 06:46 PM
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ha bragging about being fast? i know i own an n/a fc so...? lol you act like im saying i drive the fastest car in the world. i wanted to post this cuz i thought it was funny, just the whole situation. maybe next time i will buy an fd and post about murdering a stock civic? ...either way this thread is already entertaining enough ha
No. Don't buy an FD. Please. And also, find a kill thread on this forum where the OP bragged about beating a stock Civic with an FD. You're just talking out of your *** with that statement.
Sucks I'm having to talk to a member of the armed forces like this. You think THIS is bad, be glad you aren't a civvie.
07-01-10, 01:44 AM
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Umm...."murder" I think is an optimistic statement. The only thing you have on him is the fact that your car weighs 300 someodd lbs less. Both motors are rated at similar hp levels off the factory floor (albeit the MZR has a bit more torque) factor in 19 years of wear and tear for the FC and you'll probably have a race that's closer than you think.
07-01-10, 05:23 PM
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Umm...."murder" I think is an optimistic statement. The only thing you have on him is the fact that your car weighs 300 someodd lbs less. Both motors are rated at similar hp levels off the factory floor (albeit the MZR has a bit more torque) factor in 19 years of wear and tear for the FC and you'll probably have a race that's closer than you think.
07-02-10, 05:06 AM
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