S5 Vert vs. Neighborhood security
S5 Vert vs. Neighborhood security
Ok so i just recently finished replacing the the release bearing and fork in my tranny and got everything back together. Before i took the time to put the exhaust back on i wanted to test everything to make sure that it was working alright. So off i go cruising around my neighborhood with just my racing beat header. It was only 6 pm so i didnt think I would wake anyone, so as i rounded the turn i gave it half throttle and shifted at around 4k. It was F%#@$*! loud!! I decided it probably wouldnt be a good idea to do it again, so i headed home. Upon my making my u turn i noticed my neighborhood security guard flying up behind me with his lights on. The last thing i needed was him bitching and moaning to my parents about my car so i took off out of the neighborhood and hit some back country roads. I was surprised to see that he continued to try to chase me so i downshifted it to 3rd and ran WOT. The turns were rather sharp so i knew he stood no chance. After about 30 seconds of fun i shut it down and looked behind me. He was no where in sight
, i guess thats what he gets for trying to run down a 7 with a saturn.
, i guess thats what he gets for trying to run down a 7 with a saturn.
A saturn? 
You should have slowed down, laughed at him and sped up again.
Next thing you know, that guard will be equipped with a Saturn Redline or he'll put Type R stickers all over his regular saturn.

You should have slowed down, laughed at him and sped up again.
Next thing you know, that guard will be equipped with a Saturn Redline or he'll put Type R stickers all over his regular saturn.
ahh those security guards never learn, in high school we would 'borrow' my dad's porsche 993 or my friends dad's 993 targa and do anything to get the security to come after us, then open that flat 6 up and see what they can do. needless to say we never got caught, they were running those old chevy caprice cop cars but got owned in turns and could never get close enough to see our plates.
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