jordon

It all started when i went to long john silvers yesterday for some quick eats, i go in get my food and run into this kid dan who i go to school with, the guy always talks smack saying his car would outrun any car in the valley and he says he never lost a race, well i mean when you race geo storms and early 90's grand ams and such im pretty sure his mothers 02 hyundia elentra will beat them, he calls it his car because he pays for the insurance, the guys a complete douche most of the time, he cant tell the head apart from the block on a car, but anyways so i challenge him to a race to my mothers 98 altima (my mother wont let me buy a car until i get my license this january, i'm shooting for a 94 3kgt or a 3rd gen rx-7,i've come up with 4k in my savings account so far) complety stock running on a quarter of gas and with little brake pads left and a little over 200 thousand miles on it, anyways thought the race would be somewhat fun, so we get in the cars and i pull out of the parking lot quickly and make the light he doesnt so i pull off on the shoulder and put on my 4-ways (the road we are on is route 11 in north eastern pa ,basicly a crowded street sometimes this time it was mild traffic) so i watch him pull out of the parking lot and i jump back on the road and we start off , we're going about 85 then out of nowhere this oldman pulls out 20 feet in front of me so i slam on it, then dan passes me out and is along side the caddy so, im being impatient and i cant wait for this man to turn so i look in the oppossing lane and i see the cars coming they're about 50 to 75 feet away so i go into the oppossing lane and floor it and as soon as im passing out the caddy dan the douche pulls out in front of the caddy freaking me out i floor it even more passing him out (best adrenaline rush i had in along time) but after that we match up again at the red lights and push it until we're tailgating the person infront of us, but other then that i kept the altima usually one or half a car length infront of dans, simply because i was racing my mothers car that had little gas and brake pads, but other then that it was a fun race , only was passed out twice the whole time in 10 miles , once because a caddy pulled out in front of me and second because i wassnt going to attempt to pull a 90 degree turn doing 60 to get on my street.

scratchjunkie

rx7legend

wao!!!

Authentikdit

'02 Hyundai Elantra vs. '98 Nissan Altima..I don't know about anyone else,but this story had my heart pounding from start to finish....

jordon

this isnt anything compared to my 95 mercury tracer...but that story i'll save for a rainy day

rx7droptop

well atleast they saved gas during the race

EvilJester

Agreed is very important to any Troll. And this is why. If the Troll dosnt save gas during his ghey races, he wont have any money left to pay for his internet access bill. If that happens he wont have the ability to troll on boards.

So you see its very important to save gas.


anyone wana buy TROLL war bonds with me?

jic

iTrader: (1)

i cant even read something that long

rx7playa

Hey, Jordon, do all us a favor; do not get any generation Rx-7.

Rotary Noob

Better yet, get hit by a bus, and send us pictures of you in your full body cast.

10thAEWHiteHeat

iTrader: (4)

^^Ahhh the noob is learning!

seventh_rx

lol

cool_as_crap

nice

Rotary Noob

LOL.
Thanks, i think...

I dont like flaming people...but this guy sounded like a complete retard.

spot_skater

^Nice work, Noob.

Soon you'll be posting in the Lounge without being ridiculed beyond the realms of pwnage and lollercaustings.

Rotary Noob

Oh yay! the joys of being a lounge lizard! Lol, yeah, it would be nice...

niburu

iTrader: (1)

this is my favorite part, the little ******** doesn't even have a license yet
I would sooooo beat this kid if he were my son

BASTARD

iTrader: (4)

thats the first thing i thought.... no license

hey jordon...does your mommy know your driving her car let alone racing it...

p.s. is your mom hot? if so post pictures of her

jordon

she lets me drive it, btw i'd break your knee caps old man river, and bastard you sound like youre more queer then a 3 dollar bill your the type of person i work with and you say something so ******* stupid that ticks me off and when your crying because i slammed the hood on your head you still dont see the picture and btw my moms 51 if you like that **** you should have a shotgun lobotomy,have a nice night masturbating to your girls gone wild dvds while you cry yourself to sleep, cant wait to be a forum lizard.

spot_skater

My e-***** is bigger.

Your mom said so.

Rotary Noob

Ask your mom how she does that tongue thing. Im interested to know. 18-80 blind crippled or crazy! You only say that because youre jealous you dont get any.

You wouldnt break anyones legs, youd get punted out the front door.

Oh, and please, remember to break up your sentances so they arent a full paragraph in length. I dont mind reading poorly worded posts, but I would like to be able to actually read them.

Wheres that picture of you in a body cast?

jordon

Rotary noob, like i said before i really dont give a ****. I can see where your coming with liking mature women, I'd probably dig up your mother skull **** your her rotting corpse. And being jealous of what i get more ***** then cervical cancer.

Rotary Noob

ooooh great comeback. Really. Im impressed.

First off, my mom isnt dead, hence digging her up is not possible.

And yeah, youre jealous. If you have to try and relate your fake love life to cervical cancer, you=fail.

Now, if you had said something along the lines of, pedo bear has nothing on me...or catholic priests are jealous of how many young boys i molest, then yeah, i would laugh, and possibly believe you. Untill then, sit on main, and wait for a giant bus to come by with a friend, so they can video tape you getting hit by it.

jordon

Oh no i just got served what should i do, no but seriously get a big warm tall glass of stfu if i wanted to hear your opinion i'd take my dick out of your mouth.

Rotary Noob

And if i wanted a pre pubescent bitch to talk **** to me, maybe i would have gone to a child care center instead of RX7 club. Realize that you need to grow a set of *****, and stop sending me pms that say, and i quote "hey whats up we should get together sometime, what cha say. respond to me asap you **** smoker"

This is the kill section, and if you sound like a retard (which you did) You will get flamed.