Kills section's been kinda slow lately... might as well share this LOL.
12-20-05, 10:28 PM
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Kills section's been kinda slow lately... might as well share this LOL.
Well, this is an old kill from about a month or two ago. '95 Ford Escort LX 5speed vs. kid in a '97 V6 Chevy Camaro auto.
I was driving along with my friend Amanda, going to Subway to get food and a paycheck, lol, when I come to a red light. I stop and this silverish colored V6 Camaro pulls up next to me with a kid driving, seat WAAAAAYYYY back, ghey *** music blaring, yada yada. Anyway, I never imagined he'd want to race the Escort. In fact, I'd never even thought of racing IN the Escort. But the light turns green and he guns it and looks over at me with this whole "I'm a badass" look. I say to myself "no you don't you little bastard" and floor it, topping 1st and amazingly catching back up to him by the next red light. This time, I roll directly beside him, waiting for the light to turn green. Amanda looks over at me and asks "Is he actually racing the Escort?" The light turns green and I launch it (very nicely BTW) as he stomps the gas. I immediately pull a fender lenght ahead, then top first and pull a half a car ahead through 2nd. I then see his front end drop, so I pop it into 3rd and take it easy, when he stomps it again and tries a flyby. I floor it again and deny him the gesture by matching his speed, and SLOWLY walking away from him. The whole time this was happening, Amanda and I were cracking up, going "OMG he's actually trying to race the Escort!!!". We come to the next to last red light in town, which is one street from Subway, when he pulls next to us. We just look over at him, point, and laugh. He looks straight ahead and grips the wheel all hard and when the light turns green he does a neutral drop and spins the tires a little, all while I'm merging into the left turn lane, lol. He sure showed me, haha. Anyway, I know this kill kinda sucks, but hey, its a kill.
-Lucas
I was driving along with my friend Amanda, going to Subway to get food and a paycheck, lol, when I come to a red light. I stop and this silverish colored V6 Camaro pulls up next to me with a kid driving, seat WAAAAAYYYY back, ghey *** music blaring, yada yada. Anyway, I never imagined he'd want to race the Escort. In fact, I'd never even thought of racing IN the Escort. But the light turns green and he guns it and looks over at me with this whole "I'm a badass" look. I say to myself "no you don't you little bastard" and floor it, topping 1st and amazingly catching back up to him by the next red light. This time, I roll directly beside him, waiting for the light to turn green. Amanda looks over at me and asks "Is he actually racing the Escort?" The light turns green and I launch it (very nicely BTW) as he stomps the gas. I immediately pull a fender lenght ahead, then top first and pull a half a car ahead through 2nd. I then see his front end drop, so I pop it into 3rd and take it easy, when he stomps it again and tries a flyby. I floor it again and deny him the gesture by matching his speed, and SLOWLY walking away from him. The whole time this was happening, Amanda and I were cracking up, going "OMG he's actually trying to race the Escort!!!". We come to the next to last red light in town, which is one street from Subway, when he pulls next to us. We just look over at him, point, and laugh. He looks straight ahead and grips the wheel all hard and when the light turns green he does a neutral drop and spins the tires a little, all while I'm merging into the left turn lane, lol. He sure showed me, haha. Anyway, I know this kill kinda sucks, but hey, its a kill.
-Lucas
How can someone experience that and be pissed off? 
12-21-05, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by perfect_circle
woot the escort never loses
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