Killed a new Z06
Nigga stole my bike!
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From: Des Allemands, Louisiana
Originally Posted by 90WhiteVrt
Ok so i was revving at this new Z06 at a stop light and the guy gave me the, "lets go" look, so when the light turned green, we took off. I quickly pulled on him by 25 car lengths in 1rst and then shifted to second and decided to embarrass him some more, so I pushed it to 15,000 rpm and then shifted two third. The guy pulled up next to me and told me that he was going to get some vinyls and an underglow kit and then he'd be back for a rematch.
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From: Australia
Originally Posted by notveryhappyjack
hehe, that sounds like this one time in 1970 something where I raced a guy in a modded lambo mucilago. I think he said his mods were dual V12's engines and six wheel drive, 18 speed semi truck tranny, the 420 shot of nitro. anyway we were just crusing along the autoban at 100mph and he came up along side me in my 1st gen 7 and he was eyeing my ride and my girl in the passenger seat as well as my brand new 65 inch plasma TV in the hatch that I just stole from a best buy.
So the modded lambo tool starts playing around and I decide to race him so I pull out all the tricks in the book I hit the vtec switch on the center console and change my speedo from mph to kilometers per hour because we all know the someone racing in kph will go faster then someone racing in mph. I pull my 14 point harnesses a little tighter, I throw my girl and TV out of the car to lose some weight because at this point we are all business in this race. I'm doing 230kph hour and this fool is only doing like 140mph and I start putting lambo lengths on this guy and eventually I started going so fast that I was time traveling seeing the years fly past me after I ran out of nitro kerosene and my seven started slowing down I found myself busy making sweet love to the shifter and lost control and wrecked into a giant dinosaur who eventually ate me in one bite.
Anyways moral of the kill story is if you go time traveling always bring your trophie girl and plasma TV with you becasue you never know when you would have to barter with prehistoric dinosaurs for your life and your seven.
So the modded lambo tool starts playing around and I decide to race him so I pull out all the tricks in the book I hit the vtec switch on the center console and change my speedo from mph to kilometers per hour because we all know the someone racing in kph will go faster then someone racing in mph. I pull my 14 point harnesses a little tighter, I throw my girl and TV out of the car to lose some weight because at this point we are all business in this race. I'm doing 230kph hour and this fool is only doing like 140mph and I start putting lambo lengths on this guy and eventually I started going so fast that I was time traveling seeing the years fly past me after I ran out of nitro kerosene and my seven started slowing down I found myself busy making sweet love to the shifter and lost control and wrecked into a giant dinosaur who eventually ate me in one bite.
Anyways moral of the kill story is if you go time traveling always bring your trophie girl and plasma TV with you becasue you never know when you would have to barter with prehistoric dinosaurs for your life and your seven.
FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!. Funniest thing I have seen in a month.
Rotary Freak
Joined: Jul 2001
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From: South Carolina
I found this kill on another board, but I was a personal witness to this SO I KNOW IT IS TRUE...
While riding in my Cadillac, what to my surprise,
A little Nash Rambler was following me, about one-third my size.
The guy must have wanted to pass me out
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep).
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
I pushed my foot down to the floor to give the guy the shake,
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind, he still had
on his brake.
He must have thought his car had more guts,
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep).
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
My car went in to passing gear and we took off with gust,
And soon we were doing ninety, must have left him in the dust.
When I peeked in the mirror of my car, I couldn't believe my eyes.
The little Nash Rambler was right behind, you'd think that
guy could fly.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
Now we're doing a hundred and ten, it certainly was a race,
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy would be a big disgrace.
The guy must have wanted to pass me out as he kept on tooting his horn.
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
Now we're doing a hundred and twenty, as fast as I could go.
The Rambler pulled alongside of me as if we were going slow.
The fellow rolled his window down and yelled for me to hear:
"Hey, buddy, how can I get this car out of second gear?"
While riding in my Cadillac, what to my surprise,
A little Nash Rambler was following me, about one-third my size.
The guy must have wanted to pass me out
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep).
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
I pushed my foot down to the floor to give the guy the shake,
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind, he still had
on his brake.
He must have thought his car had more guts,
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep).
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
My car went in to passing gear and we took off with gust,
And soon we were doing ninety, must have left him in the dust.
When I peeked in the mirror of my car, I couldn't believe my eyes.
The little Nash Rambler was right behind, you'd think that
guy could fly.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
Now we're doing a hundred and ten, it certainly was a race,
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy would be a big disgrace.
The guy must have wanted to pass me out as he kept on tooting his horn.
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
Now we're doing a hundred and twenty, as fast as I could go.
The Rambler pulled alongside of me as if we were going slow.
The fellow rolled his window down and yelled for me to hear:
"Hey, buddy, how can I get this car out of second gear?"
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From: Scottsdale, Arizona
I had a guy in a new type Z06 trying to get me to go on the freeway the other day. He looked way to happy stomping the throttle over and over. It was painful not street racing that guy, but I was being good. I let him blast ahead, but talked with him after he pulled off the freeway. I asked how long he's had the car. He said, "about 20 minutes." LOL
I'll tell you what. Those new Z06s are pretty.
I'll tell you what. Those new Z06s are pretty.
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Posts: 1,771
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From: Boulder, CO
Funny thing is that I walked two new z06's lined up side by side on I-45 before I sold my fd... but then again, my fd was the fastest Rx-7 Steve Kahn has ever tuned so... =P
Other kills, afew r6's, gsxr 750's, a couple r1's in there, afew porches, handful of cobras + other crappy domestic ws6 / gt's, a 350 modena, srt4... u name it, I walked it in my FD!!!! too bad the engine had to pop from 3 hours of heat soak in traffic....
every race was done from a 50 / 60 mph roll since the only time i ever raced was when I was driving to or from Austin to Houston / going out for a late night joy ride in nice weather
Should have never sold that car........ i cry i miss it so much sometimes
Other kills, afew r6's, gsxr 750's, a couple r1's in there, afew porches, handful of cobras + other crappy domestic ws6 / gt's, a 350 modena, srt4... u name it, I walked it in my FD!!!! too bad the engine had to pop from 3 hours of heat soak in traffic....
every race was done from a 50 / 60 mph roll since the only time i ever raced was when I was driving to or from Austin to Houston / going out for a late night joy ride in nice weather
Should have never sold that car........ i cry i miss it so much sometimes
?!
How the hell did you lay down enough power to kill a C6 Z06 with stock wheels?
How the hell did you lay down enough power to kill a C6 Z06 with stock wheels?
Originally Posted by spoolage
Funny thing is that I walked two new z06's lined up side by side on I-45 before I sold my fd... but then again, my fd was the fastest Rx-7 Steve Kahn has ever tuned so... =P
Other kills, afew r6's, gsxr 750's, a couple r1's in there, afew porches, handful of cobras + other crappy domestic ws6 / gt's, a 350 modena, srt4... u name it, I walked it in my FD!!!! too bad the engine had to pop from 3 hours of heat soak in traffic....
every race was done from a 50 / 60 mph roll since the only time i ever raced was when I was driving to or from Austin to Houston / going out for a late night joy ride in nice weather
Should have never sold that car........ i cry i miss it so much sometimes
Other kills, afew r6's, gsxr 750's, a couple r1's in there, afew porches, handful of cobras + other crappy domestic ws6 / gt's, a 350 modena, srt4... u name it, I walked it in my FD!!!! too bad the engine had to pop from 3 hours of heat soak in traffic....
every race was done from a 50 / 60 mph roll since the only time i ever raced was when I was driving to or from Austin to Houston / going out for a late night joy ride in nice weather
Should have never sold that car........ i cry i miss it so much sometimes
Originally Posted by ptrhahn
?!
How the hell did you lay down enough power to kill a C6 Z06 with stock wheels?
How the hell did you lay down enough power to kill a C6 Z06 with stock wheels?
I find it funny that people can call 500hp cars slow.
I haven't driven a new Zo6 but I have drivin a C6 and was scared to take it above 5,000 the engine sounds so powerful its was a frightening experience, I can only imagine a Zo6.....
This thread is awsome btw
I haven't driven a new Zo6 but I have drivin a C6 and was scared to take it above 5,000 the engine sounds so powerful its was a frightening experience, I can only imagine a Zo6.....
This thread is awsome btw
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From: Boulder, CO
Because i raced it from a roll, I never launch my cars. All my kills worth remembering have been from rolls. Not that I dont know how to launch a car, but that it just puts too much strain on the drive train and everything else on the car.
Originally Posted by BLKTOPTRVL
I found this kill on another board, but I was a personal witness to this SO I KNOW IT IS TRUE...
While riding in my Cadillac, what to my surprise,
A little Nash Rambler was following me, about one-third my size.
The guy must have wanted to pass me out
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep).
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
I pushed my foot down to the floor to give the guy the shake,
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind, he still had
on his brake.
He must have thought his car had more guts,
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep).
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
My car went in to passing gear and we took off with gust,
And soon we were doing ninety, must have left him in the dust.
When I peeked in the mirror of my car, I couldn't believe my eyes.
The little Nash Rambler was right behind, you'd think that
guy could fly.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
Now we're doing a hundred and ten, it certainly was a race,
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy would be a big disgrace.
The guy must have wanted to pass me out as he kept on tooting his horn.
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
Now we're doing a hundred and twenty, as fast as I could go.
The Rambler pulled alongside of me as if we were going slow.
The fellow rolled his window down and yelled for me to hear:
"Hey, buddy, how can I get this car out of second gear?"
While riding in my Cadillac, what to my surprise,
A little Nash Rambler was following me, about one-third my size.
The guy must have wanted to pass me out
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep).
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
I pushed my foot down to the floor to give the guy the shake,
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind, he still had
on his brake.
He must have thought his car had more guts,
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep).
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
My car went in to passing gear and we took off with gust,
And soon we were doing ninety, must have left him in the dust.
When I peeked in the mirror of my car, I couldn't believe my eyes.
The little Nash Rambler was right behind, you'd think that
guy could fly.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
Now we're doing a hundred and ten, it certainly was a race,
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy would be a big disgrace.
The guy must have wanted to pass me out as he kept on tooting his horn.
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep (beep beep),
Beep beep (beep beep),
His horn went beep beep beep (beep beep).
Now we're doing a hundred and twenty, as fast as I could go.
The Rambler pulled alongside of me as if we were going slow.
The fellow rolled his window down and yelled for me to hear:
"Hey, buddy, how can I get this car out of second gear?"
Slow RX-7
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Posts: 1,715
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From: Virginia
Originally Posted by spoolage
Funny thing is that I walked two new z06's lined up side by side on I-45 before I sold my fd... but then again, my fd was the fastest Rx-7 Steve Kahn has ever tuned so... =P
Other kills, afew r6's, gsxr 750's, a couple r1's in there, afew porches, handful of cobras + other crappy domestic ws6 / gt's, a 350 modena, srt4... u name it, I walked it in my FD!!!! too bad the engine had to pop from 3 hours of heat soak in traffic....
every race was done from a 50 / 60 mph roll since the only time i ever raced was when I was driving to or from Austin to Houston / going out for a late night joy ride in nice weather
Should have never sold that car........ i cry i miss it so much sometimes
Other kills, afew r6's, gsxr 750's, a couple r1's in there, afew porches, handful of cobras + other crappy domestic ws6 / gt's, a 350 modena, srt4... u name it, I walked it in my FD!!!! too bad the engine had to pop from 3 hours of heat soak in traffic....
every race was done from a 50 / 60 mph roll since the only time i ever raced was when I was driving to or from Austin to Houston / going out for a late night joy ride in nice weather
Should have never sold that car........ i cry i miss it so much sometimes
What was done and how much power?
Caramelldansen
Joined: May 2005
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From: SF Bay Area, California
Originally Posted by notveryhappyjack
Anyways moral of the kill story is if you go time traveling always bring your trophie girl and plasma TV with you becasue you never know when you would have to barter with prehistoric dinosaurs for your life and your seven.
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Joined: Nov 2004
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From: South Cali, Glendale
Originally Posted by notveryhappyjack
hehe, that sounds like this one time in 1970 something where I raced a guy in a modded lambo mucilago. I think he said his mods were dual V12's engines and six wheel drive, 18 speed semi truck tranny, the 420 shot of nitro. anyway we were just crusing along the autoban at 100mph and he came up along side me in my 1st gen 7 and he was eyeing my ride and my girl in the passenger seat as well as my brand new 65 inch plasma TV in the hatch that I just stole from a best buy.
So the modded lambo tool starts playing around and I decide to race him so I pull out all the tricks in the book I hit the vtec switch on the center console and change my speedo from mph to kilometers per hour because we all know the someone racing in kph will go faster then someone racing in mph. I pull my 14 point harnesses a little tighter, I throw my girl and TV out of the car to lose some weight because at this point we are all business in this race. I'm doing 230kph hour and this fool is only doing like 140mph and I start putting lambo lengths on this guy and eventually I started going so fast that I was time traveling seeing the years fly past me after I ran out of nitro kerosene and my seven started slowing down I found myself busy making sweet love to the shifter and lost control and wrecked into a giant dinosaur who eventually ate me in one bite.
Anyways moral of the kill story is if you go time traveling always bring your trophie girl and plasma TV with you becasue you never know when you would have to barter with prehistoric dinosaurs for your life and your seven.
So the modded lambo tool starts playing around and I decide to race him so I pull out all the tricks in the book I hit the vtec switch on the center console and change my speedo from mph to kilometers per hour because we all know the someone racing in kph will go faster then someone racing in mph. I pull my 14 point harnesses a little tighter, I throw my girl and TV out of the car to lose some weight because at this point we are all business in this race. I'm doing 230kph hour and this fool is only doing like 140mph and I start putting lambo lengths on this guy and eventually I started going so fast that I was time traveling seeing the years fly past me after I ran out of nitro kerosene and my seven started slowing down I found myself busy making sweet love to the shifter and lost control and wrecked into a giant dinosaur who eventually ate me in one bite.
Anyways moral of the kill story is if you go time traveling always bring your trophie girl and plasma TV with you becasue you never know when you would have to barter with prehistoric dinosaurs for your life and your seven.
I havn't read something that's made me laugh like that constantly for a loooong time. Thanks for the humor!!
Originally Posted by TurboFB
I havn't read something that's made me laugh like that constantly for a loooong time. Thanks for the humor!!
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