Snotcycle

So i'm in the far right lane on 101 south about to exit and i see this shiney porsche coming up fast on my rear. We get off the freeway and end up next to eachother, as i pull up i notice it says Turbo on the back and still has the dealer tags on it. I rev and nod, "nice car," he goes "Yeah, i just got it!" then its back to staring down the light.
Now let me take a quick minute to explain that i am driving my 95 saturn and in no way expected to win, i just wanted to see the new 911T go.
I rev up to 3.5K and hold on for the light, the guy in the porsche looks down (at his shifter, i guess) and then the green...
I launch as decently as a FWD saturn can, and through my tire chirping i hear the biggest CLUNK ever, HE STALLED!
does this count as a kill? at the next light he pulls up and i kind of muffle my laughter, at least he is man enough to laugh it with me, i didn't talk to him but, I assume he was just learning stick or something because from that light he pulled out hella clunky not smooth at all.

SwiftTone

Theres no such thing as a '06 911 turbo, yet. Its not out. Theyre all still NA

piston muncher

That's right he is talkn BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Firstly the last 911 turbo was made from 2000-2004 and they sported a Twin Turbo Opposed 6-Cylinder pushing out over 415hp.

darkphantom

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the new 911 turbo doesnt come out until may. you must of smoked a 911 carrera 4 or 4s

GoodfellaFD3S

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good kill

Naegleria_Fowleri

hahaha I am so glad someone else called him out on the turbo BS. I was afraid I was going to come to the thread and read a bunch of "Man, I heard those new 911 Turbos have 473 horsepower. That's crazy!"

Anyway, regardless of it being an old turbo or a new carrera of any sorts, good kill. Next time you decide to make something up though, be sure that the car you are saying you "killed" is out on the market.

Snotcycle

Hehe, i just assumed it was this year's model since it was shiney new and had dealer plates and stickers on it, forgive me for not researching mine adversary, oh rotary gurus.

Mfanto

I think your full of it

Scrapiron7

The end of the day the Porsche driver still got to go home in an $80k car. He wins.

jic

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nice stall kill

darkphantom

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it just looks like a turbo car since the wing comes up. and from the back it looks like it!

TR1GGERx1

haha. stall kill.

FallenCho

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LMFAO! Man at a stop light once there was a brand new Porsche in front of me still clean from the dealer. Some lady was driving it acting like your average stereo typed rich white lady(brushing her back and had the stuck up mood about her). Anyways the light turns green and she stalls....I'm just like oh man brand new Porsche and you stall...! Why don't people learn how to drive before they buy these house costing cars?

Natey

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I used to drive my dad's Carrera once in a while. The clutch on those cars is heavy and uneven. I can see how the guy would stall it in the 1st week of ownership.

SwiftTone

^^I dunno man, Porsche clutch arent that difficult. But they DO start getting stiff at around 40k miles.

audiobot7

darkphantom

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nice kill ne ways.


woman cant drive. especially suv's they will run over there own kid

Snotcycle

oh my.... that was below the belt, but i love it

audiobot7

IndyKid

10k if you drag race.

omochi

the 996 turbos have a pretty tricky clutch if you're new to it.. well not trciyk.. but just very high engagement point

TurboFB

Hehe...winning by default.

Gouki7

Yeah the clutches aren't the usual hinge fromt the top, they come up like a race car and kind of engage weird, I drive them all the time at work (valet at huntington beach) got to drive a brand new aston marton vanquish yesterday....mmmmm