Cop KILLA
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Cop KILLA
I recently moved to a small town, and there was nothing at all to do. I fianly got my car working right, and I was proud to ride to school in it. Not paying attention I did a burnout out of the school lot, and headed for the hills. Little did I know that a cop SUV ( they drive SUV's up whare I live) sees me. So he starts to speed up and trys to catch me.
SO I did not realize this was a cop car so I slamped the pedal down 3/4 the way my car lept forward and i wen t flying with the cop SUV getting smaller and smaller and smaller. Now this rode was very very rough, and had lots of hills and bends in it. Infact the speed limit was only a mediocure 50kmh.
AS the Cop got smaller in smaller, ( still not noticing he was a cop) i just kept looking in my rear view mirror because this was a blast for me watching this all. Then when i hit about 140kmh, the cop lost it, and spun out.
A stop sign was fast aproching so I slowed down to a gental stop. Then the cop suv pulled up beside me. I then realized **** I am going to lose my licence, I just raced a cop and slaughtered his ***. Then he made a left turn, and we went are seprate ways.
SO I did not realize this was a cop car so I slamped the pedal down 3/4 the way my car lept forward and i wen t flying with the cop SUV getting smaller and smaller and smaller. Now this rode was very very rough, and had lots of hills and bends in it. Infact the speed limit was only a mediocure 50kmh.
AS the Cop got smaller in smaller, ( still not noticing he was a cop) i just kept looking in my rear view mirror because this was a blast for me watching this all. Then when i hit about 140kmh, the cop lost it, and spun out.
A stop sign was fast aproching so I slowed down to a gental stop. Then the cop suv pulled up beside me. I then realized **** I am going to lose my licence, I just raced a cop and slaughtered his ***. Then he made a left turn, and we went are seprate ways.
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I recently moved to a small town, and there was nothing at all to do. I fianly got my car working right, and I was proud to ride to school in it. Not paying attention I did a burnout out of the school lot, and headed for the hills. Little did I know that a cop SUV ( they drive SUV's up whare I live) sees me. So he starts to speed up and trys to catch me.
SO I did not realize this was a cop car so I slamped the pedal down 3/4 the way my car lept forward and i wen t flying with the cop SUV getting smaller and smaller and smaller. Now this rode was very very rough, and had lots of hills and bends in it. Infact the speed limit was only a mediocure 50kmh.
AS the Cop got smaller in smaller, ( still not noticing he was a cop) i just kept looking in my rear view mirror because this was a blast for me watching this all. Then when i hit about 140kmh, the cop lost it, and spun out.
A stop sign was fast aproching so I slowed down to a gental stop. Then the cop suv pulled up beside me. I then realized **** I am going to lose my licence, I just raced a cop and slaughtered his ***. Then he made a left turn, and we went are seprate ways.
SO I did not realize this was a cop car so I slamped the pedal down 3/4 the way my car lept forward and i wen t flying with the cop SUV getting smaller and smaller and smaller. Now this rode was very very rough, and had lots of hills and bends in it. Infact the speed limit was only a mediocure 50kmh.
AS the Cop got smaller in smaller, ( still not noticing he was a cop) i just kept looking in my rear view mirror because this was a blast for me watching this all. Then when i hit about 140kmh, the cop lost it, and spun out.
A stop sign was fast aproching so I slowed down to a gental stop. Then the cop suv pulled up beside me. I then realized **** I am going to lose my licence, I just raced a cop and slaughtered his ***. Then he made a left turn, and we went are seprate ways.
That is the gayest thing I have ever heard. You know there are cop SUV's and you run from one not knowing. Then, when you are going 86.99 mph, the cop is falling behind very fast, must have been traveling 50 mph, and he spun out, while spinning out, and catching back up while you had just blown him away and stopped and he was right on you like nothing. Then he just turned and went his way.
Damn, sounds like Fast and Furious 3: The Cop Killas
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Originally Posted by rotorsownyou7
BTW what are you 14? You need an english class. You spell like my 6 year old cousin.
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WEll I said this was a rough rode, and I had to stop because there was a stop sign, and I did not know he was a cop untill he pulled up beside me. the speed limit on this rode was about 30mph, and I was doing about 85mph, when he the cop lost it. ( do too the crapy handling/excesive body roll of an suv). When he lsot it I would say hew was about 500ft-600ft back, and then i had to slow down once again for the stop sign. Then I stoped for 3 seconds, and i went right, and he went left.
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LOL oh this thread is about as dumb as they come.
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A: The poster is dumb for believing anyone with half a mind would believe this ****.
B: The ppl that replied to this story blaming this heap of crap on Canadian stupidity are either incredibly immature and ignorant adults or younger then the 14 year old thread starter. Take your pick!..
Speaking of terrance and philip. You should watch a TV show I adore and wish i could catch more often. It has a part called "TALKING TO AMERICAN'S" and the amount of bullshit you guys believe is incredibly, almost unbelievable!
Second first had expierience talking to some fine US folks had me ROFLMAO, i mean littereally.
And BTW. Yes i did just park my RX-7, snows getting to high and the chains on my tires can't handle it! I'm now taking my dogsled to work an back!
P.S. find some clips of the show i mentioned Pure genius send a canadian down south and start asking some questions!
P.S.S. [/Rant]
P.S.S.S. :gay2:
[Rant]
A: The poster is dumb for believing anyone with half a mind would believe this ****.
B: The ppl that replied to this story blaming this heap of crap on Canadian stupidity are either incredibly immature and ignorant adults or younger then the 14 year old thread starter. Take your pick!..
Speaking of terrance and philip. You should watch a TV show I adore and wish i could catch more often. It has a part called "TALKING TO AMERICAN'S" and the amount of bullshit you guys believe is incredibly, almost unbelievable!
Second first had expierience talking to some fine US folks had me ROFLMAO, i mean littereally.
And BTW. Yes i did just park my RX-7, snows getting to high and the chains on my tires can't handle it! I'm now taking my dogsled to work an back!
P.S. find some clips of the show i mentioned Pure genius send a canadian down south and start asking some questions!
P.S.S. [/Rant]
P.S.S.S. :gay2:
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Everybody is just being ********. Who cares if it happened or not, the point of posting isnt to see if people belive it or not. If you think it is, then your mentality is in the wrong place altogether to be reading in the kills section. The only thing that matters is that its a good story (whether it is true or not) it would be cool if it happened. People must admit, stranger things have happened. Either way its an interesting story to read. If it makes you happy to harp on people who share their stories, then your just a cynical ******* anyways.
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Im not saying you couldnt have known it was a cop...im not saying you couldnt have out ran him...im also not saying the cop couldnt have spun out. But to say he caught back up to you and saw you only to drive away and do nothing is pure BS.
Most cops wont let **** like that go, exspecially one that has just spun out and figures you are laughing at him lol.
Most cops wont let **** like that go, exspecially one that has just spun out and figures you are laughing at him lol.
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Originally Posted by rx_prez
then your just a cynical ******* anyways.
Well at least next time a cop pulls me over for having a loud exhaust i know what to do, just hope i can find some roads top get him to spin out. Seems to be the trick!
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Road is not spelled "rode". Road is a noun. Rode is a past tense verb.
Also, it's mediocre, not mediocure.
Don't even try to rant on those corrections either RXciting, check you're posts carefully.
Also, it's mediocre, not mediocure.
Don't even try to rant on those corrections either RXciting, check you're posts carefully.
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Originally Posted by lovintha7
Road is not spelled "rode". Road is a noun. Rode is a past tense verb.
Also, it's mediocre, not mediocure.
Don't even try to rant on those corrections either RXciting, check you're posts carefully.
Also, it's mediocre, not mediocure.
Don't even try to rant on those corrections either RXciting, check you're posts carefully.
Funny, only things you can pick appart about my post are my spelling errors. Truth hurts, doesn't it.
LOL. OK thanks for the spelling lesson, i promise never to do it again. I'm just gonna go now and Rieedd mi care to teh neerest cup stacion.
There's some more work for you smartass. Get crackin, enjoy this is it for me i made my point thanks.
P.S. don't get all hot and bothered just watch "TALKING TO AMERICANS" you'll laugh too
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Originally Posted by RXciting
P.S. don't get all hot and bothered just watch "TALKING TO AMERICANS" you'll laugh too