I was just cruzin in my bros FD, I am to drive it once a month while he is away over sea's.

So most of the time I just crusie to sonic, and get a bite to eat and open it up, keep it fresh you know!

Well this night I see the White Fire Bird, crusie through the sonic drive through, he see's me and revv's I just shrug unimpressed!

Well I am cruzin back to the house to put it away, when he does a little ricer fly by!! I was like oh hell no, mess up my good beatles song with his loud *** flow master exhaust!! So I down shift to third, and get on it!

I am up to him in no time!

So we start playin the lil inch here inch there game!

we are rollin about 70

So I honk the horn

we even up

3
2

he jumps the gun

1

I stomp it! I come up on him quick, I let off a lil then pull forward again, you know **** him off, we are going 110 at this time, I look at my power FC, and holy crap I am on the lowest boost setting!

I was not very impressed with this ram air!!

So he lets off and pulls behind me, I slow down and get on the left this time.

He starts honkin, So I think he wants more! Im thinking OK, lets do this!

So we start going, I beat him again! OwNEd him! easy car+ length

Then he pulls up next to me and starts yellin. I like HUH, Want more, So no looking I gas it!!

THen BOOM!

WHat do I see Fashing Lights!!!

****!!!!!!!!

I think to myself, I am going to be ******* in so much ****. I still have a TX DL, and I aint on the insurance for this car!

So I pull over get out all my stuff. Wait for the cop to come seal my fate!

But I look in my rearview and the roll cage cuts off some of the view, but I think I see someone with a hot hourglass shaped body walkin towards my car.

I look out my window, and am greeted my the most beautiful cop I have ever seen!!

She said why did you do that! I said I know I am sorry, He was challaning me I couldnt back down.

She was like didnt you see me behind you? I said no mam, I was concentrating on the road. and The roll bar kinda blocks the view.

She said roll bar?, and leaned in to see, she was like nice do you race it. I told her that the past owner raced professinally in SCCA.

She was like this is a nice ride, I told her thanks. She said she saw up lined up and say the last run, I Killed him. I said does this mean you arent giving me a ticket.

She said I would be a hipocrite if I did.

I was like oh my god you just saved my live, I think I love you!.

she laughed. I said does that mean you race?

She ended up having a S2000, I was like those are really nice.

Then I said maybe one day we can line up for a run, under the speed limit of course!!

She laughed and said bull ****, now you slow down and pay attention!!

I Said you have a nice night mam, and drove off screaming!!!!!!!


WOOOOOOTTTT I LOVE LOUSIANA!!!!!!!!



Here is a picture, I know how much the Forum demands pictures

 

You should have PIIDB

 

Dammit i never get that lucky. Ugly-*** guys pull me over and i always get tickets!!

Good kill tho!

 

yeah, no kiddin. Im disappointed in you.

 

Boy would I have liked too, Right there on the side of the road bent her over the carbon fiber hood!!!! Get horny thinkin about it

Aint nothing better then hot cops who let you get off, and get you off!!!!!

 

Did she look like this? This is one hot chick! OMG im in love! too bad ur dad is already PIIDB.

 

Man, Bunk you greg!! You wanna play those games!!!

Play with Fire you will get burned

Hey everyone look at this douchbag, thats mister smart guy 88turbotime


Can you say I get It PIITB!


No offense to any man/women serving in the armed forces. I thank you for protecting are freedom!

 

Ok its on now. You crossed the line pal!

 

Man i HATE pictures of me! AAAAhh

 

Sorry man, I had to. The cop part just sounds WAY to good to be true.

 

Yeah, sounded like a Penthouse letter

Tim

 

Dude if I am lying im dying, Now I may have said those things to the officer, but I wasny as cool and calm about it as it seems, remember I was still on a rush, and all jitry, because I was nervous! but pretty much between thank you! thats what I was saying

I have always wanted a FD, but after this I mean, it doesnt want to stay under the limit, it wants to go so bad, i dont know how yall third gen guys do it. ill stick to my first gen!

 

lol, nice! how come I never get any good looking cops and i've been in this town for 26 years. Oh yeah I know, I don't have an fd

 

If your story is true...

ZOMG NO WAY ******' A!!!!!

 

it is true, you can ask honda hater I took him for a ride in the FD like 20 mins before the whole ordeal!

 

Sounds about right for Louisiana to me. Was she a State Tropper? I've gotten out of many tickets with them over the years. Most of them are into cars and racing.

Jack

 

ummm I think it was a local, I saw lake charles on her arm badge, so Im guessing no.

 

The greatest kill story ever...

 

lol, yep and might I add one niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 3rd gen

 

Way to go!!! Dont push your luck though. lol

 

Trust me I wont. She let me go once, I dont think she will be as nice the second time. although I wouldnt mind seeing her again!! lol hopefully we can meet under different circumstances!!