hey guys maybe someone on here can help me out. my little squirrel friend gerald just died this weekend and i want to find another one. i found him in my backyard about 8 months ago, and was kinda taking care of him. he was really friendly and would crawl all over me, i really miss him and was hoping that someone on here might be able to help me out. my number is (503)856-4685 and am available all day.

 

so you want someone here to be friendly & crawl all over you? hmmmm.

befriending wild animals can have some perks, but is usually met with many downsides. GL.

 

youre delirious with rabies.

 

I befriended this stray cat once. He was all cute and cuddly when he was a little kitten and had a white stripe. Then when he got older he got really mean. I tried to pet him one day and he squirted me in the eye with stuff that smells like my art teachers closet at lunch time. I decided it was that moment we go our seperate ways but my heart still aches.

 

Your art teacher is using marijuana at lunch time.

 

 

come on guys please dont turn my post in to a gigantic thread jack, im really trying to get something done here.

 

I think I saw your squirrel at the bar, paws full o' liquor, puffin on a sweet swisher.

 

 

wish you luck with the squirell hunt. I took months luring and taming a mother and 2 baby squirells years ago. They used to come in my house through the cracked slider and sit on my shoulder and eat peanuts and sunflower seeds from my hand while I watched the races. Cool little fellas.

 

ok im upping the ante, andone that can catch a squirrel that isnt half dead and has all its little arms and legs im paying 5 bucks a pop for them, if you can get 5 then ill pay 30 bucks, let me know what you got...

 

Starting your own squirrel army arn't you?

 

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