so i'm posting this up cause i'm at work and i'm a lil bored. but i want all to post up the funniest thing thats happened while in their 7.



for me, a week or so ago, did a midnight run to 7/11 for a slurpee, while driving back to my appt (this is dt tacoma) a super crappy taurus pulls up next to me. drunk chick in passenger seat yells at me that i have a nice car. i'm about to say thanks, when she then says "for a pos japanese import." okay, w/e so shes a drunk ho, was gonna leave it at that. BUT she goes on to say "my bf says your chicken sheet off the line and he wants to race" i'm thinkin their not worth the gas, but their also douche bags and its 130am. so i tell her "hold on let me turn up my boost" i lean over pick up my slurpee, take off the top and proceed to chuck it into her face. all the while i drive off slowly as the light turns green. i say wasted slurpee was totally worth the feeling of slaying her with sugary icy goodness!

 

LOL!

My funniest thing was The Camaro Guy Incident...

There was a red Camaro vert. that kept parking at my work all the time [overnight and stuff..], we didn't know who owned it.. and it was kinda creepy looking, so we never really went near it..

One night I was fixing a computer for a friend [and my cousin was hanging out with me], at my work, at around 12am.. So I got done around 1am.

Well, the Camaro was there and we had nothing better to do on a summer night than check it out..
I started up the car, turned the lights [and the brights] on, left it running pointed at his driver's side door.

I went near the door and saw the seat reclined and a bunch of stuff in the car.. My cousin went around the back of the car and saw the blankets moving around on the driver's reclined seat..
We both got back into my car [this is my red Base FC, automatic..], and with the windows rolled down we both badly imitated crows.. "Kaww! Kaww!" [Don't ask me why, it's the first thing that came to mind]

A couple seconds later we saw the guy sit straight up and stare at the headlights like a deer... [He was obviously bigger than either of us, and at least 30 something], I thought "Oh crud.. what if he's dangerous!"
So I put the car in reverse rolled back, and tried to get the car in gear [if you know how bad these automatic FC shifters get you'll understand] I missed drive and hit neutral, revved the engine by accident and dropped in drive..
Squealed the tires and got out of there... We laughed all the way home.

 

I think the funniest thing is when my car idles poorly people ask how aggressive my cam is

Also last night, Brian (point5chink) and I were on 160th in his car and he nailed it across the overpass for I-405 and his wastegate dumps to atmosphere so it's super loud and the car was sideways... A lady pulls up next to us and just keeps shakin her head

 

LMFAO Hanny THAT IS AWESOME!!! I need to get me some of that kind of boost

 

Han why you hatin on the Taurus? Mine out traps every FD out there

 

yeah tim i was about to ask if your taurus had some old slurpee in it

 

HAHAHAH!! HOLD UP! LET ME TURN UP THE BOOST! PWNED!!!!

you sir...are a genius

 

haha i love the first one. havent driving a 7 in a while but when i was it was always funny as hell when i went to fill up my gas tank (i was runnin pre-mix) and every one would just stare at me or come up and ask why i was doing it. but when im in my integra and i see a 7 i love to screw with em lol or wave and you guys just look dumbfounded haha

 

the Funnyest thing that happend was actually two things. When I worked at Mazda I filled up the tank and some lady came up and said she had never seen my car before and asked if it was a new model. I told her no it was a '94. She then responded with is that what the 90's Hemi looked like?!? (she was in a Dodg'e magnum)

 

u should've been like "TOTALLY, ALL the hemi's used to look like this....wait let me turn up my boost..." and chuck a slurpee at her

 

Ha ha!! ROFL!!!! Too funny!

I got pulled over once, the cop says 'do you even have a muffler?' I was like 'Kinda' (ss autochrome 3") and he ended up giving me a ticket for an unmuffled engine and careless driving (cause I was gettin on it and it was damp out?).
In court the judge chuckled, when he said 'unmuffled engine' and said 'I've never heard of that one before' and proceded to tell me the cop didn't file the ticket, and I was free to go.

It was great to walk out of there and rip up the ticket!