You know your a Rotary owner when........


1.Your neighbor across the street fires up his chainsaw and you run to the window because you think your car is being stolen.
2.You can't bitch about "wasting resources" because your car gets half the mileage of a typical truck.
3.you ignore people when they come up and say fire is coming out the back of your car
4.you carry a fire extinguisher in your car because you ACTUALLY think it might catch on fire
5.You pride yourself in having less pistons then somone else.
6.You pull into the gas station and tell them to top off the oil and put a quart of gas in.
7.You have asked people if they want to play with your Wankel.
8.you know what a pulsation dampener is, and you shudder at it's potential to ruin your life.
9.You look into the men's urinal and see a rotor shapped sanitary cake. You chuckle.
10.You look at other sportcars weighing 3200lbs and think they're "Fat Pigs".
11.you get a confused look every time you try to explain how your engine works. then get the how many cylinders does it have question.
12. The neighbours lawnmower has a bigger engine.
13.You know that 'popping a seal' doesn't mean you murdered an animal at the zoo.
14.You pop your hood before starting the car every single time to check and see if anything is wrong.
15.You see highway exit number 13b and you think of your engine
16.you see highway exit number 20b and you dream about another engine
17.you see highway exit number 26b and you get chills down your spine
18. half the people that show up at the RX-7 Meet in their daily driver.
19.You hope the passenger doesn't complain of the exaust smell.... so you try opening up the sunroof but it gets stuck.
20.you spend 2x the time fixing your car than driving it, and you still think it's worth every bit of it
21. your on a hwy onramp you go through "4 annoying beeps" b4 you hit cruzing speed
22.you keep daily reminders such as go to dentist or pick up loaf of bread in your hayes manual
23.people often remind you that you left your car running.
24. you try to explain how it works using doritos and a straw.
25.You try to explain to people that it should idle @ 1500 going brap,brap,brap.
26.You call CAA (or AAA) and say "Hi, it's me!"
27.You think that 15 MPG is good!
28. You hear other RX-7s in the area miles before you can see them
29.You look at an mid 90's Z28 LT1 Camero to be a daily driver because it gets good gas milage and holds more than 2 people.
30.our non rotor friends are against that you run 87 octaine in a sports car
31.you have ever complained about the banning of rotary powered vehicles from Le Mans racing.
32.You've never thrown a rod or swallowed a valve.
33. One person a week tells you at a stop light "I think your burning oil" and you reply "yea I know".
34. you've never had a girlfriend because you only date girls that respond with "That has a rotary engine, right?"
35.You know every bus schedule in town by heart.
36.Your gf knows more about rotaries then most full time mechanics.
37.someone ask "hey, isn't that a four cylinder?" and you say "um, ya" because your sick of explaining the rotary.
38..You're car has drained more blood, sweat, and tears than any relationship you've ever had.
39. you make the bridgeport sounds in the shower.....brrraaapppp brrraaaapppp brrraaaappp.....your g/f hears you and says, "are you making car sounds?" she knows what a bridgeport sounds like....
40.you see a "rotary club" sign and think someone has started a new rx-7 club.
41. you have been following me around to read this shirt!!
42. you have nodded your head to more then a couple on this list.
43 you make fun of people that have valve train problems

 

I like 1,12,18,20,25,26,27,28,36,37,38,40


There are a ton of other list, so if anyone has any more they think we should use....post them up....Or make up your own!

 

I like 4, 5, 7, 19, 20, 27, 28, 32, 36, 37

Those are my top 10

 

I know I am not a local...........BUT

I like these:
1,3,4,9,11,19,20,28,33,34,37,38,39,


What about if you added..

41- If you have been following me around to read this shirt!!
or
If you have nodded your head to at least on of the above.

Just an idea.

 

I like! I may add those!

 

I like that one he added, and 38 too

 

7,10,18,20,22,32,36,40,42

43-you make fun of people that have valve train problems

 

OK....let's change gears here......Let's start eliminating the ones we don't want! Start posting up the numbers you hate! And I will start marking them off unless it's one I really like! LOL

 

heres a few to add.
(1) Your wife hears you from down the road just in time to get rid of the boyfriend.
(2) You sign a lifetime contract with Firestone for wheel alignments cause backin out of the driveway f_cks it up?
(3) You see another 7 on the road and wonder whos driving that thing?
(4) You never drive in the rain for fear of killing yourself.
(5) You get in the car and hope the hell it starts so you can get home.