STL: Steve Kan Tuning v7.0 [March 2010]
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This was his last post, I haven't heard nor seen him since 
My workout buddy and I were talking the other day in the gym, trying to pick a spot for vacation-- We both have been stashing away a few dollars here and there and hopefully in 4-6 months we'll be able to go.
Anyone here vacation in Bangkok? Wheres the hot spot to go? What districts are safe for us Farangs, which ones should be avoided?
I'm excited not only to drink, party, and pound tiny thai hookers 2x at a time -- but I really hope to see something culturally significant while I'm there.
Any suggestions?
Anyone here vacation in Bangkok? Wheres the hot spot to go? What districts are safe for us Farangs, which ones should be avoided?
I'm excited not only to drink, party, and pound tiny thai hookers 2x at a time -- but I really hope to see something culturally significant while I'm there.
Any suggestions?
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Ya bro. Like the other day I was doing bent over rear delt fly's. I was on my last set, and decided to really go ***** to the wall. I picked up the 80lb dumbbells, too light. I looked around and saw a 150lb ****** and said "Hold these ******." I threw the 80's up in the air and did a double volleyball spike right at the ******. ****** bullseye ************, the kid was pinned to the ground with all his ribs crushed. I eyed the ultimate test. I went over and grabbed the 150's and started cursing the **** out of them, letting them know who's ******* gym they were in. I carried the ************* over to my bench that I had pissed all over before incase anyone didn't know it wasn't taken. I threw them on the ground, sweared at the bitches even more. I took my seat, grasped my huge ******* hands around the handles, and prepared to rep for 10. I got to my 5th rep and what's this? Some old ************ on death's doorstep was coming over to get the 5lb dumbbells to bench with, and he farted right in my face. I looked down to check - no, I automatically knew that I didn't have sand in my vag. Here's a little science lesson for you ******* - Animals don't get sand in their vag. The **** didn't even phase me though brah, I was too in the zone to even care. I rep'd out at 10 with the 150's, stood up, and looked for that old ************. I took a dumbbell in each of my animal hands and swung my arms like 2 windmills as I ran full speed at old man river. By the time he finally lifted his head it was too late. The last thing he saw was my animal eyes ready to speed up his meeting with death. I pulverized his puny body and beat him with the dumbbells until he turned to powder. I gathered up all the powder, put it in my jug, mixed it lion's blood that I carry around with me, and chugged. Some people might say it's inhumane. Some people might say being in the zone is unsafe. I say I'm just an animal.
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then you woke up!
Ya bro. Like the other day I was doing bent over rear delt fly's. I was on my last set, and decided to really go ***** to the wall. I picked up the 80lb dumbbells, too light. I looked around and saw a 150lb ****** and said "Hold these ******." I threw the 80's up in the air and did a double volleyball spike right at the ******. ****** bullseye ************, the kid was pinned to the ground with all his ribs crushed. I eyed the ultimate test. I went over and grabbed the 150's and started cursing the **** out of them, letting them know who's ******* gym they were in. I carried the ************* over to my bench that I had pissed all over before incase anyone didn't know it wasn't taken. I threw them on the ground, sweared at the bitches even more. I took my seat, grasped my huge ******* hands around the handles, and prepared to rep for 10. I got to my 5th rep and what's this? Some old ************ on death's doorstep was coming over to get the 5lb dumbbells to bench with, and he farted right in my face. I looked down to check - no, I automatically knew that I didn't have sand in my vag. Here's a little science lesson for you ******* - Animals don't get sand in their vag. The **** didn't even phase me though brah, I was too in the zone to even care. I rep'd out at 10 with the 150's, stood up, and looked for that old ************. I took a dumbbell in each of my animal hands and swung my arms like 2 windmills as I ran full speed at old man river. By the time he finally lifted his head it was too late. The last thing he saw was my animal eyes ready to speed up his meeting with death. I pulverized his puny body and beat him with the dumbbells until he turned to powder. I gathered up all the powder, put it in my jug, mixed it lion's blood that I carry around with me, and chugged. Some people might say it's inhumane. Some people might say being in the zone is unsafe. I say I'm just an animal.
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Common Steve,
When Gohan, Cowsniper and myself walk into a club we want to take it over, its like a business and we are Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and Steve Wynn of the fitness/club nightlife world and we just take over. I bust a front double bicep as soon as i get in, then after 2 red bull and vodkas i rip my shirt off and usually just sport a tank because "i have a buzz" which i really don't but its an excuse to take my shirt off and if anyone asks "I'm hot from the alcohol" then i hit up the bathroom and look for the handicap stall to get a good pump with the dip bars for the gimps, and we just do our thing you know, all ripped shredded bros just macking on girls making everyone else feel like crap, were tanner, were more shredded, and we make it rain with the cash flow, goose bottles left and right bro.
When Gohan, Cowsniper and myself walk into a club we want to take it over, its like a business and we are Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and Steve Wynn of the fitness/club nightlife world and we just take over. I bust a front double bicep as soon as i get in, then after 2 red bull and vodkas i rip my shirt off and usually just sport a tank because "i have a buzz" which i really don't but its an excuse to take my shirt off and if anyone asks "I'm hot from the alcohol" then i hit up the bathroom and look for the handicap stall to get a good pump with the dip bars for the gimps, and we just do our thing you know, all ripped shredded bros just macking on girls making everyone else feel like crap, were tanner, were more shredded, and we make it rain with the cash flow, goose bottles left and right bro.
Ya bro. Like the other day I was doing bent over rear delt fly's. I was on my last set, and decided to really go ***** to the wall. I picked up the 80lb dumbbells, too light. I looked around and saw a 150lb ****** and said "Hold these ******." I threw the 80's up in the air and did a double volleyball spike right at the ******. ****** bullseye ************, the kid was pinned to the ground with all his ribs crushed. I eyed the ultimate test. I went over and grabbed the 150's and started cursing the **** out of them, letting them know who's ******* gym they were in. I carried the ************* over to my bench that I had pissed all over before incase anyone didn't know it wasn't taken. I threw them on the ground, sweared at the bitches even more. I took my seat, grasped my huge ******* hands around the handles, and prepared to rep for 10. I got to my 5th rep and what's this? Some old ************ on death's doorstep was coming over to get the 5lb dumbbells to bench with, and he farted right in my face. I looked down to check - no, I automatically knew that I didn't have sand in my vag. Here's a little science lesson for you ******* - Animals don't get sand in their vag. The **** didn't even phase me though brah, I was too in the zone to even care. I rep'd out at 10 with the 150's, stood up, and looked for that old ************. I took a dumbbell in each of my animal hands and swung my arms like 2 windmills as I ran full speed at old man river. By the time he finally lifted his head it was too late. The last thing he saw was my animal eyes ready to speed up his meeting with death. I pulverized his puny body and beat him with the dumbbells until he turned to powder. I gathered up all the powder, put it in my jug, mixed it lion's blood that I carry around with me, and chugged. Some people might say it's inhumane. Some people might say being in the zone is unsafe. I say I'm just an animal.
Common Steve,
When Gohan, Cowsniper and myself walk into a club we want to take it over, its like a business and we are Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and Steve Wynn of the fitness/club nightlife world and we just take over. I bust a front double bicep as soon as i get in, then after 2 red bull and vodkas i rip my shirt off and usually just sport a tank because "i have a buzz" which i really don't but its an excuse to take my shirt off and if anyone asks "I'm hot from the alcohol" then i hit up the bathroom and look for the handicap stall to get a good pump with the dip bars for the gimps, and we just do our thing you know, all ripped shredded bros just macking on girls making everyone else feel like crap, were tanner, were more shredded, and we make it rain with the cash flow, goose bottles left and right bro.
When Gohan, Cowsniper and myself walk into a club we want to take it over, its like a business and we are Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and Steve Wynn of the fitness/club nightlife world and we just take over. I bust a front double bicep as soon as i get in, then after 2 red bull and vodkas i rip my shirt off and usually just sport a tank because "i have a buzz" which i really don't but its an excuse to take my shirt off and if anyone asks "I'm hot from the alcohol" then i hit up the bathroom and look for the handicap stall to get a good pump with the dip bars for the gimps, and we just do our thing you know, all ripped shredded bros just macking on girls making everyone else feel like crap, were tanner, were more shredded, and we make it rain with the cash flow, goose bottles left and right bro.
I've never seen so much win in any posts in my life!!
And you of all people should know how we roll Steve.
I've never seen any broskis grind on so much ***** unless it's the St.Louis Steve Kan Dyno Session in progress.
Kan's got more game than Nintendo.
He get's more *** than a toilet seat.
He get's more head than a pillow.
yayga bom!!!
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Are you pussies going to have any cars to tune or not, Steves gotta make a living!
My ***** still running good so im not touching it.
Three years of driving to the track running 10's and driving home....thanks to Steve,s tuneing and my driveing.
My ***** still running good so im not touching it.
Three years of driving to the track running 10's and driving home....thanks to Steve,s tuneing and my driveing.
Life's good.
Unlike my driving ability.
Make sure you get more vids Charlie. Especially when you're racing those supras and vipers.
We need more videos like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omr1HxIeSRQ
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cowsniper........ gohan......... this is us next time............ and old man river Charlie is at the 1:40 mark
click the top link
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click the top link
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