LOL rapeshowers for all haha.

Justin, yes i would like to watch and video tape if you dont mind

 

I grant you powers of being the video camera person. WATCH OUT! I skeet pretty far, I don't want to hit the camera or your eyes.....or do I want to hit your eyes.




Okay, that was gay.





looks at hot naked women with big butts

 

hey Steve, here's a link for your sig....

http://www.dragtimes.com/Audi-A4-Timeslip-3290.html


wait a min!!! Unless your A4 is 2 sec faster than the 2004 model you better start saving up for my dinner!!


1/4 Mile ET: 16.800
1/4 Mile MPH: 89.000

Car Make: Audi
Car Model: A4
Car Type: 3.0
Car Year: 2004

 

hahaha 16.8 thats funny my 300zx has 3 seconds on that and i might have $3000 in it after mods how much did you spend

 

hey! if u wanna enter the trash talking contest you have to show up on the 22nd actually race.


PS: If u only spent $3000 on your 300zx u got plenty left for gas money so don't bitch about how far away it is either!

 

Can i race with my rx8?? i estimate a time of 13 seconds. lol maybe, only if it starts

 

if the Rx8 is ready by then u can follow me and the GF down from CR that Friday, were prolly gonna take off about 6-7

 

Sounds good. I just did the whole take bottom plugs and fuel pump fuse off, and cranked it and heard a loud boom. lol

 

sweet.

was it flooded? sounds like it...

 

if ur flooded u shld prolly take out all the plugs lol

 

Who said my car is still going to be stock?


Plus it doesnt say if it was a 6-speed or had the tiptronic tranny in it. And who or what kind of retard was driving it. Trust me I had a 99 galant with a 3.0 and it ran a 16.0 this car is way faster than that one.

So is that all you got? You better go find another worthless website to post up so All About Imports can jump on your nuts some more...

 

Unless you plan on being up there the 22nd I wouldnt start talking to much trash. Plus my brother has a 900 dollar car that would make yours look really stupid. And we'll both be up there.

But do post up and tell us how the new fast & furious movie is later

 

LMAO.. Skeeting contest?

 

Yes it is.. Yeah it was my mistake to only take out 2. lol heard a pretty loud boom, scared me. lol will deflood again tomorrow.

 

doesn't yours have the tiptronic (slow) transmission too? this wasn't some bogus number i found by ignoring all the legit times, i was trying to find specs on a stock A4 3.0 awd and this was the only one i came across.

btw i dont know how bad driving could affect the time or launch of an AWD car with auto trans enough to add 2 or more secconds onto the time lol
in '02 motor trend (professional driver) 15.3 @ 91 mph out of a new 6 speed A4 3.0 but that manual trans can be about a sec faster so the 16.8 prolly isnt far off.... The Slowness!!l


but if you have some ridiculous mod like a turbo/supercharger of course the A4 going to be faster than my M3- im talking stock/stock here.

 

You know after i thought about it and looked through that site, it is really easy to just add a time.... You can go ahead and confess when you want.

plus 89mph with a 16.8 trap isnt right it would be more like 78-82 mph nice try though.... The galant i had would do a 16.0 around a 88 mph. weird

my car wont be stock so i guess the bet is off, cause it wont be fair for your car..

 

read the edit to my above post, according to the specs from Motor Trend, unless your 'mods' add 80 or more horse ill still take the bet

 

Where's the motor trend for your car? Or is it to old to be able to find one? The funny thing is, is that i've driven both cars and got on both of them and yours does not feel as fast as the audi does.

Oh and admit that you made that fake time up on that website. That was pretty lame..

 

hey hey hey hey i never said my car was gonna beat anyones nor did i say i cant afford to go on the 22nd i simply said i wasnt gonna go im a lazy *** and dont really wanna spend 5 hours going to a track when i have a track so close to me and yes its true i wouldnt wanna waste the money cause lets see
50 dollars round trip on just gas plus food plus admission plus listening to my fiance and her girlfriend the whole damn way
so lets add it up
$50 gas
$20 food
what like $15 admission
$800 for the durgs to get rid of the headache
yep that all adds up to aint ****** worth it

 

i wasnt tryin to **** people off i was just sayin 16.8 is **** and everyone here knows it
sorry for starting a fight man

 

dude Google " 2003 a4 3.0 1/4 " its the second link that comes up, right behind some guy with an Eaton blower. Also if you look it was posted in 2004, so im doubting i went back in time to make you look bad. plus i found a more accurate article and posted it for you...

here you go:
http://www.m3zine.com/index.php/E36-M3.html

stock 3.2 US M3, auto 15.3, manual 14.5
edit: those are for the less powerful 3.0L version lol

 

whats 'durgs' and why are they $800? lol

 

What? No one is fighting were just talking trash. Jeez you need to calm down. And you wouldnt need to spend 800 dollars on drugs if you just gave up crack.

 

so you gonna disclose your secret mods? or are you buying parts now so u can beat me? lol

I have a K&N filter btw, and that's it so for most part its stock.

 

OMG dude, come on already that was a ******* bmw forum. Show me something from motor trend or something that doesnt have bmw in the title of the website.

Just dont come crying to me with excuses about your foot slipped off the gas, or you missed a shift, or any other lame excuse when i blow you out of the water.