Turbo Vert > SRT-4
06-30-07, 11:09 PM
#1
Turbo Vert > SRT-4
I had my old lady in the car with me and we were cruising in the turbo vert when one of those ugly *** Neon SRT-4's comes up to me and matches my speed and gives me a few blips of the engine and a few sneezes from his BOV. This guy had his old lady with him too - and they were apparently having a good time making fun of my car which is very loud (probably mistaking it for ricer fart cannon exhaust). My car looks very stock. No goofy *** Turbo II hood, tard headlights, stickers, or park bench wings for me.
I couldn't believe it. My old lady said, "GET THEM!" I matched their speed and IT WAS ON! I ran away from the SRT-4 with ease and when we reached Ludicrous Speed and I had him by a bus length +. We had the top down so my old lady waved bye to them.
Seeing that the Neon wasn't much of a fight we both gave them the thumbs down and laughed our asses off.
He yelled that he wanted to run again and asked if I was ready. He slowed down to about 40 and I matched him. He just jumped the gun and took off! What a little ricer bitch! I ran him down and passed him. I kept slowing down to humiliate the neon some more but they wouldn't submit to further ridicule and stayed back.
I couldn't believe it. My old lady said, "GET THEM!" I matched their speed and IT WAS ON! I ran away from the SRT-4 with ease and when we reached Ludicrous Speed and I had him by a bus length +. We had the top down so my old lady waved bye to them.
Seeing that the Neon wasn't much of a fight we both gave them the thumbs down and laughed our asses off. He yelled that he wanted to run again and asked if I was ready. He slowed down to about 40 and I matched him. He just jumped the gun and took off! What a little ricer bitch! I ran him down and passed him. I kept slowing down to humiliate the neon some more but they wouldn't submit to further ridicule and stayed back.
06-30-07, 11:31 PM
#2
7 Mods that Matter:
Complete turbo drivetrain swap
Emissions removed and running premix
Walbro 255lph fuel pump
800cc Venom secondary injectors
Knightsports T04 hybrid
HKS FMIC
HKS Megaflow Intake
HKS F-Con
HKS GCC
Greddy Type R BOV
Apexi AVC-R boost controller
KYB struts
Suspension Techniques lowering springs
3" TID
3"turbo back stainless dual exhaust
solid motor/tranny/diff mounts
SR Motorsports 9.5 lb aluminum flywheel
ACT Heavy Duty Pressure Plate
ACT Unsprung 6-Puck Disc
Complete turbo drivetrain swap
Emissions removed and running premix
Walbro 255lph fuel pump
800cc Venom secondary injectors
Knightsports T04 hybrid
HKS FMIC
HKS Megaflow Intake
HKS F-Con
HKS GCC
Greddy Type R BOV
Apexi AVC-R boost controller
KYB struts
Suspension Techniques lowering springs
3" TID
3"turbo back stainless dual exhaust
solid motor/tranny/diff mounts
SR Motorsports 9.5 lb aluminum flywheel
ACT Heavy Duty Pressure Plate
ACT Unsprung 6-Puck Disc
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07-08-07, 03:57 PM
#16
what psi are you running? I really thought about selling my car for a fd project but getting a decent fd in nebraska is gonna be a pain. good luck with the sale.
Last edited by blue87t2; 07-08-07 at 04:03 PM.
07-08-07, 10:36 PM
#19
07-28-07, 11:48 PM
#24
JUST SAYIN:
Show me a Neon that turns 9's and it will still look like a grocery getting **** box. No getting around that. Everytime I see a Neon with that goofy oversize intercooler poking out front and a fart can - it makes me giggle.
Show me a Neon that turns 9's and it will still look like a grocery getting **** box. No getting around that. Everytime I see a Neon with that goofy oversize intercooler poking out front and a fart can - it makes me giggle.
