BADSVN2000

Ok so we have this running joke at my work. I have just had my old van replaced with a 2008 Toyota Hi-Ace but the running joke before I got it was that I was getting an old suzuki van but it was now a convertable due to rust and a gust of wind that blew it off. the paint scheme was rust brown with aged streaks, no roof but a fold down tarpolen was installed and the drivers seat was replaced with a plastic deck chair as the original seat fell through the rusty floor!

Yesterday I told my boss that I had just finished fitting the 30 inch wheels, 20B twin turbo engine and a corrugated cardboard roll bar. So this is all a real funny joke and we have been sending hilarious emails back in forth for a little while and now I want to send some pictures of the van since I have "recieved it".

I guess what I am asking is if anyone witha great sense of humour and that is good at photo shop or whatever program you use to make a good, realistic picture of a patchy rust brown Suzuki van, made convertable with 30 inch Lambourghini wheels sacked on its **** with a 20B engine in it. Our company supplies and installs Security Cameras and this is a complete pisstake!!

Here is what I have managed to do in paint ha ha sorry but I have the abilty of a 2 year old when it comes to this lol! I have also given you the original pic and one of another van. You dont have to use these pics they are just for reference

BADSVN2000

Anyone?? if this is in the wrong section can someone maybe point me in the right direction??

I am sure there is someone with a bit of know how, a bit of time and a good sence of humour!
****, it sounds like a ******* personals ad ha ha ha lmfao!! I think i need to get out more lol jokes.