Holy ****, how many idiots are going to copy the same stupid message? What a waste of bandwidth. Like a stupid chain email has any influence in your life whatsoever.

No, sorry, it could have big implications. Just think, all your smart friends that you spam will hate you because you're too stupid to figure it out, your girlfriend will dump you because she now knows that you're a loser, and you'll get fatter eating snacks while you waste bandwidth.

How does this belong in General Rotary Tech Support? I propose that everyone who reposted the message be banned.