TF&TF, you know you want it ;)
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TF&TF, you know you want it ;)
Well for those of us that can never get enough out of the stupidity of the movie, I thought I'd post these fast and the furious parodies of McDonald's. I had it in an old email and found it so thought I'd share the stupidity 
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I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free.
I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!
AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!
What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, a 6 dollar burger!
You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!
Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time?
I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.
My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones
So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave.
It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.
Bull **** ### hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here!
Look at you, your granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!!
Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE.
You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch!
Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!
When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours?
Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.
They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!
I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.
Bryan - Welcome to Mcdonald's, make I take your order? Hector - Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything.
Pop the bun. Pop the bun? No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all...
that is one hell of a way to spend $.10
Bryan - He was in MY shake! Dom - Now I'm in your shake!
All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties, precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse.
I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?
Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.
Dom: Whaddya got there? Brian: This is your Burger Dom: My Burger? I said a Quarter Pounder with Cheese not a Filet-O-Fish Brian: No faith. Dom: Oh I have faith in you but this isn't Jimmy's Fish Shack, this is McDonalds. Brian: Lift the bun Dom: Lift the bun? Brian: Lift the bun! Jesse: Double Filet-O-Fish Royale, no ####! Brian: What did I tell you? Dom: I retract my previous statement Jesse: This Filet-O-Fish will decimate all AFTER you put a super sized fry on the side, add a couple of tarter sauces or more, if we have to, import one of those vanilla cokes from Sonic. Dom: Put it on my tab, I used to be the Assistant Manager there. I gotta get you eating again so I can put some meat on your ###. There's a buffet at Chuck-O-Rama next week and that's where you'll do it. And another thing, when you're not working at McDonalds, you'll be working here. If you can't find the fries in this place Mr. Arizona, you don't belong near a burger joint. Mia: OT Ownz you now!
Tran: Go have him fetch my Bigmac Dom: Fetch your Bigmac? We're not in McDonalds anymore, you better watch who you talk to like that.
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I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free.
I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!
AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!
What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, a 6 dollar burger!
You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!
Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time?
I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.
My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones
So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave.
It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.
Bull **** ### hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here!
Look at you, your granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!!
Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE.
You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch!
Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!
When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours?
Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.
They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!
I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.
Bryan - Welcome to Mcdonald's, make I take your order? Hector - Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything.
Pop the bun. Pop the bun? No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all...
that is one hell of a way to spend $.10
Bryan - He was in MY shake! Dom - Now I'm in your shake!
All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties, precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse.
I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?
Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.
Dom: Whaddya got there? Brian: This is your Burger Dom: My Burger? I said a Quarter Pounder with Cheese not a Filet-O-Fish Brian: No faith. Dom: Oh I have faith in you but this isn't Jimmy's Fish Shack, this is McDonalds. Brian: Lift the bun Dom: Lift the bun? Brian: Lift the bun! Jesse: Double Filet-O-Fish Royale, no ####! Brian: What did I tell you? Dom: I retract my previous statement Jesse: This Filet-O-Fish will decimate all AFTER you put a super sized fry on the side, add a couple of tarter sauces or more, if we have to, import one of those vanilla cokes from Sonic. Dom: Put it on my tab, I used to be the Assistant Manager there. I gotta get you eating again so I can put some meat on your ###. There's a buffet at Chuck-O-Rama next week and that's where you'll do it. And another thing, when you're not working at McDonalds, you'll be working here. If you can't find the fries in this place Mr. Arizona, you don't belong near a burger joint. Mia: OT Ownz you now!
Tran: Go have him fetch my Bigmac Dom: Fetch your Bigmac? We're not in McDonalds anymore, you better watch who you talk to like that.
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